Ulster are Brill

[Scranner]

Not sure how much any scrum half can do when you are conceding penalties at every scrum as you are retreating at a rate of knots. Of course Ruan helped to give us more control, but doubt he would have been aboe to prevent those costly penalties.

I am not seeking to defend the Ulster scrum here, but it did look to me that the Frog LH prop wes getting away with blatant boring all game.

Agreed.

[UlsterNo9]

Not sure how much any scrum half can do when you are conceding penalties at every scrum as you are retreating at a rate of knots. Of course Ruan helped to give us more control, but doubt he would have been aboe to prevent those costly penalties.

I am not seeking to defend the Ulster scrum here, but it did look to me that the Frog LH prop wes getting away with blatant boring all game.

Surely the heir to the Ireland captaincy playing in the front row would have been making the referee aware of this with vehement.

Bart, I don't think anyone was blaming beagle for those penalties what exactly was your point?

[BaggyTrousers]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

[Kofi Annan]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

report to Rugby Operations Manger not the Coach?

Or its already allocated to someone , bit like the new assistant Academy coach, must be 6` 4" have a Tyrone accent and told the ABs to go fuuuuuuuk

[Wee Woman]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

What an absolute p1sstake

Someone at UR obviously thinks that there would be hordes of folk dying to work for UR - for absolutely nothing

[BaggyTrousers]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

report to Rugby Operations Manger not the Coach?

Or its already allocated to someone , bit like the new assistant Academy coach, must be 6` 4" have a Tyrone accent and told the ABs to go fuuuuuuuk

Those requirements Kofi, would a facility for shinning up flegpoles swing the deal?

[big mervyn]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

report to Rugby Operations Manger not the Coach?

Or its already allocated to someone , bit like the new assistant Academy coach, must be 6` 4" have a Tyrone accent and told the ABs to go fuuuuuuuk

Those requirements Kofi, would a facility for shinning up flegpoles swing the deal?

That rules out the South Belfast Tory boy and his supporters. Obviously not "shinners" and mustn't possess a ladder as all his election posters are at head height.

Crying out for a boy with a black permanent marker tbh.

[Cornerfleg]

There's some 'vote for me' mentalist round East Belfast, Neil something or other with NHS glasses he doesn't need a black marker on his kite ... poor sod looks like he's been getting wedgies since he was 5 and it hasn't stopped.

[shamalicious]

I've noticed an increasing trend in "voluntary" roles being advertised at UR. Considering the health of their bank balance, it's an absolute disgrace.

[BaggyTrousers]

I've noticed an increasing trend in "voluntary" roles being advertised at UR. Considering the health of their bank balance, it's an absolute disgrace.

From what I've heard from a few travelling fans at the weekend, UR need to keep their money so that a chosen few and their appallingly snotty wives can be taken to Italy free gratis and for nothing........... "have you the UR credit card darling?" And have said "appalling wives", look at supporters, who had actually paid cash money for their trip, like they were something dragged in on the soles of their shoes.

I'm forced for the thousandth time this season to wonder .............. is there any hope that, if Fit wants to run the organisation like a business, he might get someone in with some idea as to how that should be done, & that those who sit on committees are not encouraged to feel somehow "entitled" with their wives apparently feeling it even more so.

#itsafuckingjokeshop

Can we not acknowledge that Fit hasn't been all bad, but maybe it's time he looked to either retirement or to try to scrape a living from running an Evangelical Bookshop. Perhaps then UR might get someone with a real business head but also some grasp/interest of what rugby supporters actually want, and the streams of income that Ulster just haven't the wit to explore, even if some think we have sold all barring the kitchen sink.

I can never forget Fit's absolute bafflement when I and others started suggesting some post match entertainment, such as the likes of Tigers & Quins excel at. Astonishing that he could be at those venues and not only be unaware of what was happening but more crucially and damningly, obviously it never occurred to him that as part of his job he could usefully observe what some eminent clubs offered their supporters to see what value might be added to his own club's offerings.

[Cockatrice]

Looking for a place to put this. I see UR via IRFU are looking for a "performance analyst - females".

Interestingly UR clearly want to do this on the cheap - it's only women after all - so amongst the necessary attributes is: The successful candidate will have prior experience of the delivery of video analysis within an organised sports environment, be educated to 'A' level standard, and have access to their own equipment and software to enable the role to be carried out.

Nowhere is there any hint that a salary may be involved, so if you fancy an unpaid job that you feel makes you an intrinsic part of UR, fire away, I won't be standing in your way. Just remember, as advertised, it's your time, your money and your equipment .................unless UR/IRFU wish to tell you differently.

baggy… last month is was voluntary analyst for the Academy. You can't have enough voluntary analysts after all they cost nothing. I was going to apply but my wife won't allow me access to my equipment (she keeps my balls in her handbag) and apparently I only had Version II of the software so couldn't apply. By the way I do have video analysis experience within a sporting environment but apparently working with the NFL for the last 2-3 years doesn't in UR opinion constitute an organised sporting environment. I can but dream…. and for the record they still can't figure out how Leicester decoded our line out calls.

[Deraless]

I've been analysing videos of wemmins' performances for years. Can I do it?

[Cockatrice]

I've been analysing videos of wemmins' performances for years. Can I do it?

What channel?

[Deraless]

I'd say this pastime dates back to the early 80s with the films that had the red triangle on Channel 4

[Cockatrice]

I'd say this pastime dates back to the early 80s with the films that had the red triangle on Channel 4

I have analysed several of Annette Haven from the 70's proper retro stuff… when men had moustaches and women didn't shave.