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Russ · Post by **Russ** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:17 am

Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....

Mrs Afoa on the phone to her. Mind changed already

Snipe Watson · Post by **Snipe Watson** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:14 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....

I would have to stop supporting Ulster..........

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 1:20 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....
I would have to stop supporting Ulster..........

Yes - that's what Mrs Afoa told her .....

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:25 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....

I read with gathering interest Fleg, then I got to the punchline

I reckon she'd bate 9 colours of excrement outta Fat Nick.

Anyway Ulster's Behemoth for next season is called Pete Browne, Ulster's latest Christian, I believe. Bet he can't wait for the first prayer meeting of the new season. I hope he is more of a "batter them into submission" , Christian Brothers type Christian, than a turner of l'autre cheek. We've enough of the latter as it is.

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:31 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....
I would have to stop supporting Ulster..........

Have you a selection of Old Dixie Flegs at home Snipe or is your hatred of the real Tank Williams more personal? Frankly I'mthinking she has turned out rather well, considering her Da was/is an utter bellend ........... unless you have info to indicate otherwise. If you do I'm happy to start hating her, as if she were an Orange/DUPman or a gun toting member of Sinn Fein/IRA.

Oh aye, and Jim Allister may have some virtues but the ballix keeps them well hidden, he puts the "bitter" into "bitter wee Orangebastard".

Snipe Watson · Post by **Snipe Watson** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:01 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:Ulster are reported to be after a serious big Unit for the back row for the start of the new season ... what we need is some ugly as feck Behemoth, with borderline mental issues, a myopic win at all costs mentality and who puts fear and impending doom into who ever crosses their path ... some one who will cheat, kill, flatten, destroy or demolish to gain an inch, a foot a yard or more ... and most of all most of all someone with a hard as feck edge like a cross between P3 and Jamie Cudmore ...

Yes folks Ulster are about to sign Serena Williams ....
I would have to stop supporting Ulster..........

Have you a selection of Old Dixie Flegs at home Snipe or is your hatred of the real Tank Williams more personal? Frankly I'mthinking she has turned out rather well, considering her Da was/is an utter bellend ........... unless you have info to indicate otherwise. If you do I'm happy to start hating her, as if she were an Orange/DUPman or a gun toting member of Sinn Fein/IRA.

Oh aye, and Jim Allister may have some virtues but the ballix keeps them well hidden, he puts the "bitter" into "bitter wee Orangebastard".

She's a common or garden cheat Baggy. I don't despise many athletes, it's hard to knock someone who has worked for years to reach the top, but she is one I cannot have. Her sister Venus is a fine sportswoman.

Snipe Watson · Post by **Snipe Watson** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:26 pm

Once a Knight wrote:How did she cheat?

Feigning injury and illness. Gamesmanship too.

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:32 pm

Once a Knight wrote:How did she cheat?

Duct taping her balls into her knickers, shaving her bake and talking falsetto before applying to enter the Women's competition at Wimbledon!

ColinM · Post by **ColinM** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:54 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:How did she cheat?
Duct taping her balls into her knickers, shaving her bake and talking falsetto before applying to enter the Women's competition at Wimbledon!

Bravo Fleg!

ruckover · Post by **ruckover** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:13 pm

Once a Knight wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:How did she cheat?
Duct taping her balls into her knickers, shaving her bake and talking falsetto before applying to enter the Women's competition at Wimbledon!
You're aware of Renée Richards? It's happened before Fleg.

I was unaware that she'd "cheated" as I don't follow her that closely.

Give Pip a call, I'm sure he can give you some tips on following sports stars closely.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:27 pm

ruckover wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:
Once a Knight wrote:How did she cheat?
Duct taping her balls into her knickers, shaving her bake and talking falsetto before applying to enter the Women's competition at Wimbledon!
You're aware of Renée Richards? It's happened before Fleg.

I was unaware that she'd "cheated" as I don't follow her that closely.
Give Pip a call, I'm sure he can give you some tips on following sports stars closely.

Pip is in serena's pants?

Blow in · Post by **Blow in** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:53 pm

Cp to stay at Wasps, Pocock to replace him

ruckover · Post by **ruckover** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:55 pm

Oh how I love this thread.

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:37 pm

Blow in wrote:Cp to stay at Wasps, Pocock to replace him

This was vetoed

BR · Post by BR » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:57 pm

ZBo 2 ST

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