Round 19 - Connacht v Ulster - Sat 11th April 2.40pm

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Round 19 - Connacht v Ulster - Sat 11th April 2.40pm

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The Ulster team has just been announced for Galway:

15 Ludic
14 Bowe
13 Payne
12 Cave
11 Gilroy
10 Jackson
9 Pienaar
8 Wilson
7 Henry
6 Henderson
5 Van der Merve
4 Tuohy
3 Herbst
2 Best
1 Black

16 Herring 17 Big Licence 18 BRoss 19 Diack, 20 CRoss 21 Marshall 22 Humphreys 23 McCloskey/Scholes

Suspended: Marshall, Williams
Injured: Olding, Trimble, O'Connor (possibly)
Not Considered: Fat Declan, 2 Daves, Chuck Butterballs, Reidy & Wrighty

The match is live on SKY Sports
The result is a forgone conclusion, exact details not yet known.

An early quote from Pat Lam, "Shyte, that is a hell of a soide they are bringing here".

Early quote from Doakie, "Best side we've had out all year, will be a good warm up for the next th'ee games but we will treat Connacht with respect & will almost certainly carry on our practice of allowing the opposition to dominate the third quarter. It's worked well in most matches this season".

Now people, chill the fack out, enjoy your Easter Eggs & if you're so inclined, pray for Ruan's shoulder. I'm off to Spain next weekend but will be back for the match. All will be well..................ish. ;)
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As much as Cave deserves to be on the team, I'd like McCloskey to start at 12 to make up for the lack of line breaks Payne will make.
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12 McCloskey 13 Cave for me.

Please!
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ruckover wrote:As much as Cave deserves to be on the team, I'd like McCloskey to start at 12 to make up for the lack of line breaks Payne will make.
Maybe you would Ruckie, but it's not going to happen. You captain the team twice in a row, you don't get dropped for someone coming back from suspension due to stupidity. McCloskey will bench.

Incidentally, Cave was unspectacular on Friday, but he was everywhere the ball was, in attack & defence. >EW

Remember the Pro12 semi-final at RDS? The one we were winning easily until that blithering dolt Anscombe had to replace GP with Sugar & then inexplicably took Darren of as well, in doing so constructing a wide gap for Quiff to run through? The one leading to rumours he was seeking constructive dismissal?

Cave & Payne started 12 & 13, that is what is happening for the next game at least.
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thecrouch wrote:12 McCloskey 13 Cave for me.

Please!
Yes

Sadly won't happen
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thecrouch wrote:12 McCloskey 13 Cave for me.

Please!

Crouchie, you must think I'm making this up, it has been written, is happening and wishes won't change it.

Payne will be 13 for the rest of the season, barring an injury to Ludik, the only conceivable thing that might allow us to play him at 15.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
thecrouch wrote:12 McCloskey 13 Cave for me.

Please!

Crouchie, you must think I'm making this up, it has been written, is happening and wishes won't change it.

Payne will be 13 for the rest of the season, barring an injury to Ludik, the only conceivable thing that might allow us to play him at 15.
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thecrouch wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
thecrouch wrote:12 McCloskey 13 Cave for me.

Please!

Crouchie, you must think I'm making this up, it has been written, is happening and wishes won't change it.

Payne will be 13 for the rest of the season, barring an injury to Ludik, the only conceivable thing that might allow us to play him at 15.
Baggy out.
Many have tried Crouchie, unlike Cave & Payne at 12 & 13, that's not going to happen, unless Columbo needs his face shooting perhaps. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
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damianmcr wrote:That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
Weak at 13
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Russ wrote:
damianmcr wrote:That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
Weak at 13
Don't be silly. Irish international and six nations winner.
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damianmcr wrote:
Russ wrote:
damianmcr wrote:That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
Weak at 13
Don't be silly. Irish international and six nations winner.
As is Jordi Murphy yet I don't rate him either.
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Russ wrote:
damianmcr wrote:That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
Weak at 13
Jared is a really good 13 just so much better at 15


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ruckover wrote:
damianmcr wrote:
Russ wrote:
damianmcr wrote:That's some team there. Looking forward to it.
Weak at 13
Don't be silly. Irish international and six nations winner.
As is Jordi Murphy yet I don't rate him either.
We're in no position to be looking down on other provinces' second string back rowers :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Payne at 15 with sincere apologies to Ludik.
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