Good-bye UAFC

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Cornerfleg wrote:Should we ask Elton to write a song??????
It would be either him or Chris de Burgh
Whose this for again Marilyn, Diana? No Deramore, ok hang on a tick,
Goodbye Deramore,
Though we never knew you at all, You had the grace to hold yourself,When those around you crawled,
Everyone candles at the ready.
Is there a tribute to deramore book somewhere?
And it seemed to me you posted shyte....................etc
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This is my first post but I have actually just offended myself and might leave again >seeya
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bazzaj wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:Should we ask Elton to write a song??????
It would be either him or Chris de Burgh
Whose this for again Marilyn, Diana? No Deramore, ok hang on a tick,
Goodbye Deramore,
Though we never knew you at all, You had the grace to hold yourself,When those around you crawled,
Everyone candles at the ready.
Is there a tribute to deramore book somewhere?
And it seemed to me you posted shyte....................etc
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Cornerfleg wrote:Should we ask Elton to write a song??????
Nah, the Lady Di bye bye was dung Fleg.

You can see it nigh:

Goodbye Deramore,
though I never noticed you at all,
you had the grace to feck off
whilst those around you trolled
you crawled out of the woodwork
then you flounced away aff
you stamped your wee foot
said we were talking shyte

And it seems to me you'll be as missed
as a damp fart in the fog
never knowing when to just go
instead of howling like a dog

And I'm glad I don't know you
For your as dry as a white turd
so its best if you just disappear
and your name is never heard.

etc etc etc.

Who needs fecking Elton, ok its a rough first draft but get me a recording studio & we'll have it on Ya Feckin' Chube before the Quarter final. :cheers:
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Christ. The spectre of two weeks of no rugby and THIS happens? Some people need to get other hobbies! :stir:
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Neil F wrote:Christ. The spectre of two weeks of no rugby and THIS happens? Some people need to get other hobbies! :stir:
Was that officially your shortest ever post? <3

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HwoodMike2umate wrote:Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
and for the avoidance of any doubt I'm going nowhere, absolutely nowhere.
Hey Mike, know any good vets :lol:
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
HwoodMike2umate wrote:Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio
and for the avoidance of any doubt I'm going nowhere, absolutely nowhere.
Hey Mike, know any good vets :lol:
No point in asking that ...... he won't remember :roll:
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Russ wrote:Was that officially your shortest ever post? <3
No!

This was...
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Neil F wrote:
Russ wrote:Was that officially your shortest ever post? <3
No!

This was...
Even Neil F is being affected by the lack of rugby !
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Has Deramore left so he won't cop any abuse about the big announcement he said was due today......
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scrum5 wrote:Has Deramore left so he won't cop any abuse about the big announcement he said was due today......
Big Announcement.
Rugby fan Deramore joined Saracens.com fan club today on a 2 year contract. A well known poster and long term member of the worlds best rugby fans forum UAFC, a spokesperson for Saracens.com said "Deramore will be a great asset as his prolific posting and witty banter was just what we needed to raise our profile and show the world we're not a shower of boring bankers, also he has shown himself to be more than capable of standing up and dealing with cyber bullies in a forthright and effective manner".
A spokesperson for UAFC said "Who?".

That's all true that is :lol: sort of!
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Joe Schmo wrote:
scrum5 wrote:Has Deramore left so he won't cop any abuse about the big announcement he said was due today......
Big Announcement.
Rugby fan Deramore joined Saracens.com fan club today on a 2 year contract. A well known poster and long term member of the worlds best rugby fans forum UAFC, a spokesperson for Saracens.com said "Deramore will be a great asset as his prolific posting and witty banter was just what we needed to raise our profile and show the world we're not a shower of boring bankers, also he has shown himself to be more than capable of standing up and dealing with cyber bullies in a forthright and effective manner".
A spokesperson for UAFC said "Who?".

That's all true that is :lol: sort of!
Wonder will the rest of the Malone Road massif leave soon. What about newforge? Shaws Bridge? Would say dublane but he's already shown he is a Mexican

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We should really get some method of repping posts here. Joe that was a quality feck me Sadie I roared moment!
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Darn, I thought Baggy had posted this one - was getting a bit excited there.

Ha ha - just kidding baggers. You know I'd follow you in the ends of the earth. You and I are destined to become one...
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