New Signing - Werner Kok

[nonplussed]

Stats aside, one could argue that Kok is the living embodiment of our new ‘three pillars’ of energy, enjoyment and competitiveness.

He never stops, has had a bit of craic with East Terrace and knew he’d have to be the fittest bloke in the squad to make up for being a short Brennan.

Would you want your winger to be nicknamed Tarzan or The Cat?

Is Bobby called The Cat because of his stealth and feline grace or because he sleeps 18 hours a day including, this season, 1935 to 2115 on a Friday evening?

I’d like to see a bit of fire in Bobby’s belly over the next few months.

Cat Balou

[Deraless]

Did UR not photoshop him into an Ulster jersey in case they got cancelled?

[justinr73]

Stats aside, one could argue that Kok is the living embodiment of our new ‘three pillars’ of energy, enjoyment and competitiveness.

He never stops, has had a bit of craic with East Terrace and knew he’d have to be the fittest bloke in the squad to make up for being a short Brennan.

Would you want your winger to be nicknamed Tarzan or The Cat?

Is Bobby called The Cat because of his stealth and feline grace or because he sleeps 18 hours a day including, this season, 1935 to 2115 on a Friday evening?

I’d like to see a bit of fire in Bobby’s belly over the next few months.

Cat Balou

Has Mark Ella got a son who could play for us?

He’d get called Barbara….

[Dave]

Did UR not photoshop him into an Ulster jersey in case they got cancelled?

Maybe Kate Middleton did it. That hair can't be real.