Leinster VS Ulster HC QF 01/04/23

[Dave]

The shop still has to get it from a cat though, Shirley?

Easier for the kittens to get it at source and miss out the middlemen?

Not sure we are talking about the same thing

Oh I'm quite certain we aren't.

But then I knew that from the beginning - just wondered if you were playing along for the fun of it, or genuinely thought I was being obtuse.

How to get cat milk? Use a low stool? No?

A low stool and say goodbye to the skin on your hands.

Forget trying to get dogs to deliver mines under tanks, or dolphins to blow up enemy ships - If any army can weaponise a lactating cat, they could rule the world!

Maybe we should stop looking for forwards with dog in them and more of the lactating cat?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

If any of them dogs have tried messing with lactating kitty's kittens, then lactating pussy almost certainly already has a bit of the dog in her.