What the actual ..... ??????

[Cockatrice]

Best front row in the league

feck I forgot now Ulster can field an all Irish International front row... thats how SID works up here.

[TopPoster]

Someone on another post wrote Bryn Out - starting to agree, think he’s showing he’s out of his depth as it’s been a long while since a decent signing has been made that is his doing.

[launish116]

when the fans can see the issues, ye the paid management can't and keep making the same old mistakes. It does make you wonder.... What was it Bryn said at the fans nite? getting rid of the slack?

[bangorboy]

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

It what has been described as a first for a PRO14 team, Rodney Ah You of Ulster has had his contract extended on a Hybrid deal with KFC UK Ltd. Under this revolutionary new deal Rodney will continue to train, take photos for PR and occasionally play a few minutes here and there for Ulster while acting as a KFC Brand Ambassador. When not playing he will undertake half time match hot wing eating competitions, throw 3 piece meals to matchday supporters and tour the province lecturing on the benefits of eating huge quantities of fried chicken.

Commenting on the deal Bryn Cunningham, UR Operations Director said ' Rodney is a proven international quality prop, despite the fact he is beyond tom kite and has done nothing in the last two years we have extended his contract as we firmly believe he has a lot to offer and fully expect to see him challenging for a starting position in the lunchtime food queue.

[Russ]

Ulster have 4 TH props on their books ahead of Ah Feck .... plus 36 club props ... a Postman ... 2 delivery drivers ... Eric the lollipop man ... Eric's mother Hazel ... 5 volunteers at the soup Kitchen ... Eric's dog Fido ... Eric's hamster Nigel ... and a wet brick outside Mrs Richardson's house in Isoline Street.

And russ

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[ColinM]

Great news













for all the other clubs

[Dave]

Great news













for all the other clubs

Guaranteed returned possession.

[Cornerfleg]

Best front row in the league

feck I forgot now Ulster can field an all Irish International front row... thats how SID works up here.

Shít In Depth

[Cornerfleg]

Bangor Boy ... well deserved

[Snipe Watson]

Was there a long queue of tightheads seeking to join our lower ranks as fourth or fifth choice?
When motivated, Rodney can prop and can carry. Maybe Dan believes he is able to motivate him. He's known him from Connacht.

[Cornerfleg]

You reckon Dan is having an input already .... Dan might be in a better position to motivate the Walrus if Dan knew when exactly he could officially start motivating him!

[Dave]

I'd sew his name onto his pyjamas if I thought it would help motivate him.

[Cornerfleg]

Rod sleeps in a thong in this weather ... good luck Dave.







Man found half eaten sewing "ROD" onto 58inch Kukri Thong ...

[Cracker]

Where are our priorities? Lots of props and still no new out half. What on earth is going on? I very much doubt that the Branch know.

[Cornerfleg]

A bench of 4 THs ... a Hond, Diddies and a Provisional Licence at LH ... a Treaders (feck me) ... a back row with one working ACL between them ... a newbie and a year 14 at Out Half ... One class 9 and .... absolute zero after that ...

Looking tasty ... so tasty Rodney might eat it.