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Season Officially Over

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 8:37 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Scaaaaaaaaaaaalets garroting Connacht 3-22 with a TBP after 30 minutes.

The mathematics are still there but only an Ulster coach could suggest that we will beat Leinster by 60 points and the Ospreys will get nowt at Parc-y-Empy.

FOLK

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:09 pm
by Cockatrice
BaggyTrousers wrote:Scaaaaaaaaaaaalets garroting Connacht 3-22 with a TBP after 30 minutes.

The mathematics are still there but only an Ulster coach could suggest that we will beat Leinster by 60 points and the Ospreys will get nowt at Parc-y-Empy.

FOLK
Listening to bakebook and it is still possible

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:15 pm
by againstthehead
Very disappointing end to the season. We had that nice run of games against the some of the worst professional sides in rugby which if nothing else should have given the lads some confidence to go out and express themselves and salvage something from a disappointing season. However, to draw at home against cardif when you're pushing for top 4 is a fekkin disgrace and indicates some fundamental issues. We don't have the backbone to win away against half-decent sides and don't have the on-field leadership. How we miss Muller. How the fek can you have 2 captains. One can't get on the starting team and the other is either injured or off with ireland. They aren't fit to tie Muller's laces as far as captaincy is concerned. Albeit, how many other leaders are in that Ulster side - fekkin bunch of headless chickens.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2017 9:52 pm
by Neill_M
Cockatrice wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:Scaaaaaaaaaaaalets garroting Connacht 3-22 with a TBP after 30 minutes.

The mathematics are still there but only an Ulster coach could suggest that we will beat Leinster by 60 points and the Ospreys will get nowt at Parc-y-Empy.

FOLK
Listening to bakebook and it is still possible
Comical Ali still around then. They need to join the real world, we are Image

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:09 pm
by thecrouch
I just saw this post on the URSC bakebook and it genuinely made me gulder.

"So the long & the short of it is, the Rugby Season is over for us (bar a miracle) but don't forget #JR65 in #WSBK #TheJackal #BelfastGiants& some other events like the #NW200 so let's enjoy the rest & sort our heads out #suftum"

Ulster are tom kite but at least we have the Giants. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is what we are dealing with. :banghead: :banghead:

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:16 pm
by Russ
What is jr65 and what is wsbk?

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Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:20 pm
by thecrouch
Russ wrote:What is jr65 and what is wsbk?

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I had to google that as well, I think it's some motorbike rubbish.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:37 pm
by Rooster
Russ wrote:What is jr65 and what is wsbk?

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It's Jonathan Rea once again topping the World Superbike series and heading hopefully for a record 3 championships in a row, currently only shelf and the great Carl Foggy Fogarty have 2 consecutive wins.

Rea is the forgotten man of world champions from the wee province

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:52 pm
by Rooster
"Personally, I believe the team that beats Leinster will win the championship," said Kiss.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:25 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Rooster wrote:"Personally, I believe the team that beats Leinster will win the championship," said Kiss.
Just another dumb statement, Ulster might knock their ballix in next week and will not win the championship.

However, I hope many here, barring the pathetic whinging tendency, will join me at Spanners to gowl and harass the fuc'king Mexican bast'ards next Saturday. It is my intention to lunch well be as drunk as a fart and bellow like a banshee crossed with a massive ogre at the blue clad ballixes. Did I mention I hate them and their smug sanctimonious jackeen wan'kpots who follow them?

We may be gash but two of my fondest matches in recent years have been the absolute raping of their finest late in the past two seasons at Spanners.

I hope the Ulster "supporters" will man up and give them plenty, just maybe it might inspire a performance & a futile victory over the most hated team in the league (barring Weegies of course). I trust our fallen heroes may give them a clatter of lumps to take with them into the knockout.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 2:34 pm
by Russ
Any chance of a bedsheet?

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Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 3:46 pm
by big mervyn
Rooster wrote:
Russ wrote:What is jr65 and what is wsbk?

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It's Jonathan Rea once again topping the World Superbike series and heading hopefully for a record 3 championships in a row, currently only shelf and the great Carl Foggy Fogarty have 2 consecutive wins.

Rea is the forgotten man of world champions from the wee province
He' not really a "world champion" though is he? Moto GP is the dog's ballix on 2 wheels. Superbike is 2nd division stuff.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:45 pm
by Marco
Quite possible that Plug will bring his B team because a dead rubber. From a professional point of view he'd be right, and he could rightly point out that his B team beat Ospreys away so what's the issue, and if Pienaar isn't playing it will have all the meaning of a coffee morning. I'll be there but part of me (only part of me) doesn't want to see a (facile) victory with great hands, pirouettes that actually cross the gain line, no knock ons, offloads that aren't forward passes, back rows that turn over ball, Charlie giving a flying fcuk (OK Charlie, Bryn sold you a pup but at least put on an act), hendo & Rory pretending that they weren't going to NZ in two weeks, Jared playing (yes, playing).., it's too fcuking late guys, go away and gave the hols.

But it's an Irish Derby, it's Leinster and it will matter, SUFTUM.

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:52 pm
by scrum5
they've lost 4 Interpros already, what makes you think we could beat Leinster's B team, they were superb on Friday night against Weegies

Re: Season Officially Over

Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2017 5:04 pm
by jean valjean
I'd expect to see some of Leinsters big guns get a run out, otherwise they won't have had a game for 4 weeks come the semi final. Ringrose for one will want to exorcise his nightmare game last year. The Mexicans are ruthless when they get a chance and we see us as fairly easy pickings.

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