The UAFC

big mervyn wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:05 pm By Manix?

I seem to recall auld Mannix's arithmetical expertise was never great. He may have misinterpreted "gross"!

Belter Merv Old Mannix, never forget!

Tv ads that use everyday sounds . Doorbells, phones ringing, alarms beeping.
Do they not think my life is complicated enough?

Bobbievee wrote: ↑Tue Dec 20, 2022 8:59 am Tv ads that use everyday sounds . Doorbells, phones ringing, alarms beeping.
Do they not think my life is complicated enough?

Good call. Nearly missed my Tesco delivery last night because someone came knocking on Nacho Varga's door at about the same time.

All TV ads/programmes/films should use designated sounds that won't be confused for real life. A bit like the 555/01632 phone numbers.

Which ring tone do we assign for dramatic use? Nokia tune would work. Something real life people would be too embarrassed to use. What about SUFTUM?

Tory cnuts

Did you mean to say ‘cuts’ there Damian?

justinr73 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 22, 2022 1:31 am Did you mean to say ‘cuts’ there Damian?

Nope

Irish referees. Thank god Shytehouse's nipper will give us a fair crack of the whip in Pastaland this saurdee.

FIRFUCs .....still and forever.

Baggy I think you got the call wrong shytehouse is a bit of a homer

may overlook offences and spot others

eg forward passes - and spot conveniently the "odd" offside and miss a knock-on.

The moron who considered robots can answer queries — between 5- 10 questions to join a queue - speak to someone who can’t answer your question .

Gone the days of “leave it with me and i’ll
get back to you in 1/2 an hour ,”
2hours to speak to someone.