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BaggyTrousers wrote:

big mervyn wrote:
Talking of mass. Some poor sod had to load 350k unused wafers back into a van the night

Any news of the brand Merv? My own favourite is "Can't believe it's not Jesus", goes down a treat with a wee swally of tinto.

Ma in law has severe dementia but they still come round with the wafers once a week in the home. Last time she said to the nun "Thanks very much dear … they're a bit bland though"

big mervyn wrote:

BR wrote:

damianmcr wrote:Another mass shooting in the USA.

feck when will they learn.

BR wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

BR wrote: Waiters waiting, you mean?

They're never f*cking waiting when you actually want them.

Ahh - bad waiters!

Perspective

Indeed i'm about to embark on a mass waiter shooting.

Talking of mass. Some poor sod had to load 350k unused wafers back into a van the night

The priests are going to have to get shîtfaced necking all that leftover wine/blood!

BR wrote: The priests are going to have to get shîtfaced necking all that leftover wine/blood!

Or cara de caca in the papal vernacular.

BR wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

BR wrote:

damianmcr wrote:Another mass shooting in the USA.

feck when will they learn.

BR wrote:

big mervyn wrote: They're never f*cking waiting when you actually want them.

Ahh - bad waiters!

Perspective

Indeed i'm about to embark on a mass waiter shooting.

Talking of mass. Some poor sod had to load 350k unused wafers back into a van the night

The priests are going to have to get shîtfaced necking all that leftover wine/blood!

I assume the 'blood' will be given over to the transfusion service.

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Grown men with comic sans as the font on their mobile.

Utter kuntz

back to basics

Watching the cricket at the moment -- although it is also true of the rugby fraternity -- the annoying silly twats arriving in the common costume to day it's a bunch of cooks all drinking and soon to be acting the annoying prat with no consideration for anyone near them


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What

Dave wrote:What

Ron'n hates cricket ....... I think

Either that or he thinks he's John Major, he of the famed "back to ballix" campaign.

Dumb cop walks into wrong apartment and kills person there.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45450558

I've no words.

damianmcr wrote:Dumb cop walks into wrong apartment and kills person there.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-45450558

I've no words.

American explains it all.

Clearly they need more guns. If he had owned one, he could have defended himself.

I've since read the officer tried to open the apartment with her fob repeatedly and it didn't work. When the person living there opened the door she shot.

Serena Williams.

Ashton.