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According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Depending on which turf accountant you favour, Ulster are between 7-9 points favourites v Edinburgh.

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Theyre due back end of month

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Can anyone remember the last time we played a full-back at er... full-back?

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Theyre due back end of month

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You're feeling rather chipper about the general wind direction and a happy outcome for the two jackasses Russ. This thing isn't over yet.

Snipe Watson wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Theyre due back end of month

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You're feeling rather chipper about the general wind direction and a happy outcome for the two jackasses Russ. This thing isn't over yet.

The fat lady has sung then called herself a beaut on the news report

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Gary wrote:Can anyone remember the last time we played a full-back at er... full-back?

Simon Mason
January 1999

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Snipe Watson wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Theyre due back end of month

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You're feeling rather chipper about the general wind direction and a happy outcome for the two jackasses Russ. This thing isn't over yet.

The tone of your comments suggests you don't believe the two young gentlemen are in fact, two young gentlemen. Prithee Sirrah have proper cognisance of the law and recognise these two upstanding young gentlemen are innocent until proven otherwise, to think any other way is woolly-headed and a flagrant breach of their rights under HMQ's Laws and Jurisprudence.

Anyway, so Big Stu getting a rest and Wee Stu moonlighting as a rugby player. Interesting.

Buzzing to take Edinburgh out

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Did you ever play Subbuteo Rugby .... Simon Mason modelled himself on the wee plastic dude you flicked and he could kick goals from everywhere ... he also modelled his defence and passing abilities on the same toy!

Russ wrote:

Gary wrote:Can anyone remember the last time we played a full-back at er... full-back?

Simon Mason
January 1999

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Mason was a kicker; not a fullback. In the Dick Spring mold.

Cornerfleg wrote:Did you ever play Subbuteo Rugby .... Simon Mason modelled himself on the wee plastic dude you flicked and he could kick goals from everywhere ... he also modelled his defence and passing abilities on the same toy!

That's the chap.

BR wrote:

Russ wrote:

Gary wrote:Can anyone remember the last time we played a full-back at er... full-back?

Simon Mason
January 1999

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Mason was a kicker; not a fullback. In the Dick Spring mold.

I say old bean, I do know what you mean, but young people may think the former Tan Nasty of Eire Mr Spring was a decent kicker in Mason's class.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Snipe Watson wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

Theyre due back end of month

Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

You're feeling rather chipper about the general wind direction and a happy outcome for the two jackasses Russ. This thing isn't over yet.

The tone of your comments suggests you don't believe the two young gentlemen are in fact, two young gentlemen. Prithee Sirrah have proper cognisance of the law and recognise these two upstanding young gentlemen are innocent until proven otherwise, to think any other way is woolly-headed and a flagrant breach of their rights under HMQ's Laws and Jurisprudence.

Anyway, so Big Stu getting a rest and Wee Stu moonlighting as a rugby player. Interesting.

I was very careful with my wording as you can see:
Jackass
jak-assʃ(es) (plural)
noun
1. A young gentleman being in possession of sufficient intelligence to know better, but who still posts moronic crap on tinternet by way of WhatsApp that makes him look like a right dick.
synonyms: ballix, total ballix, weapon's grade ballix, absolute ballix.

BaggyTrousers wrote:According to the team as published by UAFC, Stuart Olding is in the 12 shirt. Have I missed something, why is Paddy not getting a run out?

Has anyone seen a short blonde imbecile in training as a monkey this week?

It is not the UAFC but some self styled supporters club guy