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Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:38 pm
by Cornerfleg
You'll never get 3 months out of those knees
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:59 pm
by Cockatrice
Presumably Payne is retiring..
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:33 pm
by therealspratt
solidarity wrote:
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?
Any word on his knees?
Neither has Bryn either, if he's to be believed.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 3:53 pm
by Rooster
solidarity wrote:
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?
Any word on his knees?
How old are the videos though and what was the opposition in each case, it is easy to look good against crap
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:16 pm
by Deraless
WHAT ABOUT 'IS KNEES?
I believe they've been strapped up with a black velvet band.
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Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:30 pm
by Snipe Watson
Cornerfleg wrote:You'll never get 3 months out of those knees
If HWM can get sixty years out of his liver, those knees are good for at least six months.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:41 pm
by TopPoster
His knees are fine at the minute - he hasn’t signed yet. Wait til he’s in the arrival lounge and watch him being wheeled out by the Special Assistance team.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:44 pm
by Tender
He’s heading straight to Saffrica for the op. It’ll save a load of time.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 9:10 pm
by LegsLikeSausages
Tender wrote:He’s heading straight to Saffrica for the op. It’ll save a load of time.
Can he have the second op under the same anaesthetic? That would save even more time.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:28 pm
by Tender
Not allowed. He must make an one appearance, feature on the front cover of the programme and do an interview with Waistcoat before his second op.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:16 pm
by TopPoster
Aye then he’ll tell us how he loves Belfast, the Ulster culture and his family love it here, and he loves Jesus - then we’ll never see him play again until he signs for an Avivabosh team.
Re: Metuisela Talebula????
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:25 pm
by Deraless
Week one: URSC stand.
Week two: Club shop.
Only on week three will he graduate to a pic with the minis and a hug from Subprick.
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