Weegies vs Whatever this week... Mandatory meh thread

[Russ]

Might be the only way we win, playing Cardiff who are still in Wales.

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Nah, but a creditable 0-0 draw could be on the cards, thanks to the coaches and players having worked hard during the week.

Ulster fail to get over the gain line

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[jean valjean]

How many of the Scottish squad need game time? Are we due any walking wonder back? Where are all the fecks?

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[Eggs]

Can see it now-
-Glasgow flights cancelled, team can’t get here but match goes ahead
- Kick off and Ulster has a 15 man advantage
-early line break by big Stu and a try in the corner! Conversion missed
- 75 minutes of aimless kicking
-Big Rodney comes on and knocks he ball on, 5 penalties from the resultant scrum and a penaltyl try- we are 5-7 down
- In the 80th minute, another line break from big Stu, unbelievably he passes the ball for the first time this season, Tommy Bowe is waiting for it , completely misses the catch, hits him in the middle of the head and ball goes out of play to end the match, but a LBP for Ulster, UR are brilll
-Oh waitTMO review shows Darren Cave snuck on the pitch as an extra man, penalty try Glasgow

[big mervyn]

Wee barra says there's a serious shytstorm approaching.

[Rooster]

Wee barra says there's a serious shytstorm approaching.

It's been here for a few years now Merv

[BaggyTrousers]

Wee barra says there's a serious shytstorm approaching.

It's been here for a few years now Merv

[Neill_M]

Wee barra says there's a serious shytstorm approaching.

Combination of "The Beast from the East" and Storm Emma which is coming up from the Bay of Biscay due to hit on Thursday/Friday. The weather could get bad for sure or it could be fake news.

[big mervyn]

Can't imagine what the atmosphere (or lack of) is going to be like at this one.

[Dave]

Can't imagine what the atmosphere (or lack of) is going to be like at this one.

Snow ball the band. It would be good fun. Throw in a few Molotov cocktails for good measure.

[Rooster]

Can't imagine what the atmosphere (or lack of) is going to be like at this one.

You will hear nothing but the sound of frozen balls and t1ts rolling down the terraces

[Cornerfleg]

Can see it now-
-Glasgow flights cancelled, team can’t get here but match goes ahead
- Kick off and Ulster has a 15 man advantage
-early line break by big Stu and a try in the corner! Conversion missed
- 75 minutes of aimless kicking
-Big Rodney comes on and knocks he ball on, 5 penalties from the resultant scrum and a penaltyl try- we are 5-7 down
- In the 80th minute, another line break from big Stu, unbelievably he passes the ball for the first time this season, Tommy Bowe is waiting for it , completely misses the catch, hits him in the middle of the head and ball goes out of play to end the match, but a LBP for Ulster, UR are brilll
-Oh waitTMO review shows Darren Cave snuck on the pitch as an extra man, penalty try Glasgow

With Ulster up against no one they decide to use it as an opportunity to bleed back some marquee players ... Diack comes on in the second half ... he makes a half break on their 10 meter line ... unfortunately some kid turns on a leaf blower at the Hughes Stand end and Robbie goes backwards 25 yards and lands on his Brennan ... but he has great hands ... he offloads to Hond, who bumps shoulders with big grid iron Deysel ... the resulting carnage requires 3 ambulances, a coroner, the RVH transplant team, 4 of the best Injury Lawyers money can buy, 1 PPI investigator and a court room Twiiter reporter. The Hond ends up needing 4 new ACLs and 3 rotator cuff operations. It's too late for big Jean the 0.035G impact renders him lights out and his organs are harvested for Tesco's new pork pie range. Brett Herron is unleashed onto the main stage ... were after 8 tins, 4 pints, 5 vodka and lemonades, 2 G&T's and 3 Tequilla's he asks for one for the road and heads off to the car park ...

Glasgow pick up a LBP but after watching the replay after the whistle goes Clancy awards them the game.

[Dave]

Can see it now-
-Glasgow flights cancelled, team can’t get here but match goes ahead
- Kick off and Ulster has a 15 man advantage
-early line break by big Stu and a try in the corner! Conversion missed
- 75 minutes of aimless kicking
-Big Rodney comes on and knocks he ball on, 5 penalties from the resultant scrum and a penaltyl try- we are 5-7 down
- In the 80th minute, another line break from big Stu, unbelievably he passes the ball for the first time this season, Tommy Bowe is waiting for it , completely misses the catch, hits him in the middle of the head and ball goes out of play to end the match, but a LBP for Ulster, UR are brilll
-Oh waitTMO review shows Darren Cave snuck on the pitch as an extra man, penalty try Glasgow

With Ulster up against no one they decide to use it as an opportunity to bleed back some marquee players ... Diack comes on in the second half ... he makes a half break on their 10 meter line ... unfortunately some kid turns on a leaf blower at the Hughes Stand end and Robbie goes backwards 25 yards and lands on his Brennan ... but he has great hands ... he offloads to Hond, who bumps shoulders with big grid iron Deysel ... the resulting carnage requires 3 ambulances, a coroner, the RVH transplant team, 4 of the best Injury Lawyers money can buy, 1 PPI investigator and a court room Twiiter reporter. The Hond ends up needing 4 new ACLs and 3 rotator cuff operations. It's too late for big Jean the 0.035G impact renders him lights out and his organs are harvested for Tesco's new pork pie range. Brett Herron is unleashed onto the main stage ... were after 8 tins, 4 pints, 5 vodka and lemonades, 2 G&T's and 3 Tequilla's he asks for one for the road and heads off to the car park ...

Glasgow pick up a LBP but after watching the replay after the whistle goes Clancy awards them the game.

It looked worse in slow motion.

[HwoodMike2umate]

On what will be after all be DAY 4059 I think an epic Ulsterrrrr win is possibly on the cards. But Lest We Forget, we don't want to be winning at half time - like last Saturday.

[BR]

Can't imagine what the atmosphere (or lack of) is going to be like at this one.

I think it's been fairly well covered already - Approx 1000 mb. Depression over Brittany creating strong Easterlies. Warm front approaching from Leinster.

[Snipe Watson]

Wee barra says there's a serious shytstorm approaching.

It's been here for a few years now Merv

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