Ulster V Ospreys SDC Qualification

[hugothemasterofdisaster]

I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?

[Cornerfleg]

You get to the game on Sunday ... despite boycotting it ...

There's a typo in the programme ... do you...

1. Go "Meh - I'm not coming back next season, don't care"
2. See it as a golden opportunity to shout "Logan Out"
3. Produce an AK47 from your haversack and take out half of they Hughes Stand?

[Cornerfleg]

I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?

School boy error.

[hugothemasterofdisaster]

You get to the game on Sunday ... despite boycotting it ...

There's a typo in the programme ... do you...

1. Go "Meh - I'm not coming back next season, don't care"
2. See it as a golden opportunity to shout "Logan Out"
3. Produce an AK47 from your haversack and take out half of they Hughes Stand?

I'll go with "2" as a halfway house to "3"

[Cornerfleg]

Well at least we can rule him out as being the real Tommy from Comber ...

[Cornerfleg]

You're watching the match on Sunday, we actually get some go forward ball and after 59 phases in their 22 ... we score ... do you...

1. Shout "Yesssss get in there" ... then realise you are surrounded by boycotting fans and return to your pint and mumble ... "Logan Out" to try and get some Kudos back.

2. Go ... WTF happened there ... turn to yer mate and say "was that Davy Humphreys" and make some enlightened remark about the ref only to find that it exposes a total lack of any knowledge of the laws of the game.

3. Roll onto you right cheek, hit the pause button, scratch yer swingers and open a new tin of Bavaria?

[Dave]

I thought you meant Tommy Bowe?

You have a lot to learn. We haven't even told you about Clive or Pip yet.

[Cornerfleg]

Or the Randy Quinnies ... or Bouncy Castle Rea

[222toHounslow]

Or wee Shug. He was a lovable character

[Cornerfleg]

Don't mention Rum ... I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it....

[Dave]

Don't mention Rum ... I mentioned him once but I think I got away with it....

Or russ and dave....

[parsley]

who said that ?

[big mervyn]

who said that ?

I think I know your Russian cousin. Yurarsin

[parsley]

small world indeed merv

BTW for the avoidance of any doubt - I'm not a newbie. I just don't post very often.

And I know where Tommy is from.

[rumncoke]

Remember the cornerfleg is so
far up its owner it’s as brown ( with occasional white ) as his tongue .


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