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Joke of the Day
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NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Will glass coffins become popular ??....remains to be seen I guess.
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First rule of Fight Club:
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
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At a Glasgow pub quiz the final question to win the £1000 jackpot is:
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
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A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
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Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
… Octopus preparing for a fight
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
… Octopus preparing for a fight
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Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
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Insomniacs!
Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas
Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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A walking comedyDave wrote:His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked
Painful to even think about
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Bring Paddy and Stu home.Russ wrote:A walking comedyDave wrote:His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina
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Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked
Painful to even think about
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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