Metuisela Talebula????

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Well according to the bellylaugh Ulster are considering a short term deal till the end of the season. Currently a Fijian utility back at Bordeaux. Now I ain’t of the same leadership quality as Logan but FFS does anyone in the Ulster set up not realise the backs aren’t the issue. It’s the bunch of pansies in the pack who keep getting their arses handed to them on a platter every match.
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It's what the fans want, UR asked a focus group who the wanted, the all replied Metuisela Talebula...
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scrum5 wrote:It's what the fans want, UR asked a focus group who the wanted, the all replied Metuisela Talebula...
They had a tick box to fill which player you would most want but his was the only name so he won by default just like most of the other questions they asked.
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It’s a bit like that specsavers hearing aid ad: we said McLaughlin you fecking idiots!!!!
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Aint allowed cover for Marcell, yet not we can have a Fijian back for rest of the season all of the sudden.
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Gusher is hoping beyond hope it's a spoof. He could manage "Stephen Donald" but this is a step too far.

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Maybe the bbc heard about the rumour and decided to save Gusher’s blushes and offloaded the tv rights.
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Que the Q chube trying to get that one right.
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With a name like Methuselah, maybe it’s the start Logies 60 year plan?
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Which Teletubby is it?
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Should this materialize, I propose 'C&C' as his nom-de-guerre.
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Sign him for 3 months and then see if he is worth hanging onto.
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Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?
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Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?
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