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What makes you happy

Postby BaggyTrousers » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:55 am

To many negative threads so here to start off a happiness fiesta here is a personal favourite:

Who can resist a laugh at the misfortunes of others? For instance, someone slips of an icy pavement, do you:

a) rush to their assistance :silent:
b) take a mental note to call the council to salt the place (some chance) :shock:
c) break a bone ............... laughing............especially if its a spide who has couped :lol: :lol: :lol:


&

Someone you barely know sends you a video of a bullfighter getting gored with a horn through the scroat, do you:

a) recoil in horror and delete it immediately
b) forward it to a few chosen friends
c) roar with laughter at the thought that it won't be bulls balls on the menu del dia down the street

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Re: What makes you happy

Postby shamalicious » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:10 pm

Being off work makes me very happy. Ulster having a successful season would make me happy :)
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Jockster » Fri Sep 23, 2011 11:41 pm

Little people singing-don't know why. Even if they're cr&p it will always bring a massive smile to my face.
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby shamalicious » Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:23 am

Jockster wrote:Little people singing-don't know why. Even if they're cr&p it will always bring a massive smile to my face.


Was at the local Chinese tonight and a wee fella about 4 or so kept singing "If You're Happy And You Know It". Couldn't have failed to put a smile on your face!

I always tend to be a bit happier when I'm up at the north coast either dining at the Ramore or eating a Morellis on a sunny Portstewart prom (from this post I suppose you could say food as well :D )
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby darkside lightside » Sat Sep 24, 2011 11:31 am

Jockster wrote:Little people singing-don't know why. Even if they're cr&p it will always bring a massive smile to my face.

do you mean like dwarfs?
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Muddy Bless » Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:39 am

That's either patronising or sizeist.... Either way it doesn't make ne happy. England players making tabloid headlines for getting drunk and disorderly at a small person throwing competition makes me happy.
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby againstthehead » Sun Sep 25, 2011 12:34 pm

moaning make me happy
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Cornerfleg » Mon Sep 26, 2011 10:18 am

Batin a big steaming hot curry and a few pints intill ye puts a smile on my face - however the next morning after a cup of black coffee, and then, after securing some decent reading material, bating a big steaming curry and few pints out of ye on the sacred throne is one of life's truly great underestimations.
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:12 am

Sitting at Gate 16 at Manchester Airport 4pm Sunday 20th November.

Boy with ginger hair bellows "Oi theres Ken Barlow!" at the top of his voice. Thought nothing much of it then a phone rings, its Ginger again "No Mate, no fu@k no it was grand etc etc" in a voice to wake the dead. Smiles started breaking out on faces all around as Ginger guldered into his phone "TELL JOHN TO CALL ME YEAH JOHN TELL HIM"

Finally as we were in a line to the gate John obviously called. This was confirmed by CAN YOU HEAR ME JOHN? most of the queue turned around all longing to shout "YES WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU" but settled for gales of laughter.

As I boarded the plane Ginger could still be seen if not quite heard bellowing into his phone. Don't know if he made the flight or is still up there shouting away, but there was no bellowing to be heard as our Flybe cigar holder whizzed its way towards the George Best airport sound like if was propelled by a few flymos strapped to the undercarriage. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Bring Humph On!! » Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:16 pm

RFU leaks....hilarious
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby BaggyTrousers » Thu Nov 24, 2011 6:56 pm

LastKnightoftheproms wrote:I don't know if it made me happy but this did amuse me slightly.

Cosmic karma or good cover story? :lol:

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The latter & it makes me happy too, wonder how the got rid of the surveillance tape? :lol: Burried at sea like Osama?
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Re: What makes you happy

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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Snipe Watson » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:00 pm

pythagoras wrote:Tall Tale ends in long sentence

http://m.chronicle.augusta.com/opinion/editorials/2011-10-07/tall-tale-ends-long-sentence

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Re: What makes you happy

Postby pythagoras » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:18 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
pythagoras wrote:Tall Tale ends in long sentence

http://m.chronicle.augusta.com/opinion/editorials/2011-10-07/tall-tale-ends-long-sentence

Life plus 30 years

Kill joy :twisted: :twisted: why let the truth get in the way of a good story?


Because it makes me happy! :cheers:
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Re: What makes you happy

Postby Snipe Watson » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:21 pm

pythagoras wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
pythagoras wrote:Tall Tale ends in long sentence

http://m.chronicle.augusta.com/opinion/editorials/2011-10-07/tall-tale-ends-long-sentence

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Kill joy :twisted: :twisted: why let the truth get in the way of a good story?


Because it makes me happy! :cheers:

Fair enough :salut:
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