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Postby HwoodMike2umate » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:59 am

My kitchen Toaster has died. Before I part with some of my hard earned wages on a new one I just wondered if anyone had a spare one - maybe inherited from a recently deceased relative, or perhaps an unwanted Xmas/Engagement/Wedding pressie? Am willing to collect within a 5 mile radius of the main Holywood to Ballymena road. A free pint at the bar at Ravenhill is the prize that awaits the Donor.
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Re: Toaster

Postby pwrmoore » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:16 pm

Paul.

C'mon Ulsterrrrrrrrr! :red:
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Re: Toaster

Postby Snipe Watson » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:33 pm


Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!
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Postby bazzaj » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:53 pm

That covers the price of a pint and petrol to get a toaster off someone Mike.
Is this place the new swap shop?

If that's the case I have a 'living with the Lions' 2005 dvd and would be prepared to swap it for some used cat litter.
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Postby HwoodMike2umate » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:01 pm

I still would very much prefer to buy someone a pint at Ravenhill than give £5 unnecessarily to Tesco. I am, as some of you know, a man of deeply held principles.
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Re: Toaster

Postby Russ » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:08 pm

As a Tesco Shareholder and a purveyor of pints

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Re: Toaster

Postby BaggyTrousers » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:49 am

Snipe Watson wrote:

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!


You'd think that...... but just two slices :shock: I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.
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Re: Toaster

Postby Snipe Watson » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:36 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!


You'd think that...... but just two slices :shock: I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....
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Re: Toaster

Postby BaggyTrousers » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:53 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!


You'd think that...... but just two slices :shock: I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....


Your toaster has no croissant setting? Good God, how very common. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Toaster

Postby Snipe Watson » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:57 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:

Given that Mike lives in Knocknagoney home of a massive Tesco store. It's a clear winner!


You'd think that...... but just two slices :shock: I can't be doing with waiting around, us semi-retired people have people to see, places to go.

I'm more of a croissant man myself.....


Your toaster has no croissant setting? Good God, how very common. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heated croissants :scratch: :scratch: what sort of a savage heats their croissants?
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Re: Toaster

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Fri Jul 22, 2016 4:51 pm

Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

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Re: Toaster

Postby Snipe Watson » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:30 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

:shock: :shock:

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about? :roll:
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either? :roll: :roll:
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Re: Toaster

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Fri Jul 22, 2016 5:37 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

:shock: :shock:

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about? :roll:
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either? :roll: :roll:

I suppose you'll be telling be you eat your meat raw, do you, just like the stuff from yer local home bakery??

Course I darken the door of le boucher, ya don't think I keep pigs, lambs and cattle on my lawn d'ya? :roll:


..... actually don't answer that. :lol:
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Re: Toaster

Postby Snipe Watson » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:36 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Are you saying you buy them in already baked, rather than fresh from your own oven?

:shock: :shock:

You mean that you do not support your local boulangerie?
Hows a chap supposed to make a living and keep the high street open for business with self-serving wannabe Paul Hollywoods like you about? :roll:
Suppose you never darken the door of the butcher either? :roll: :roll:

I suppose you'll be telling be you eat your meat raw, do you, just like the stuff from yer local home bakery??

Course I darken the door of le boucher, ya don't think I keep pigs, lambs and cattle on my lawn d'ya? :roll:

Nah, but you'd be the sort of a punter who would get his meat from the supermarket, forsaking the high street that lies at the heart of our communities.
My wife would tell you that I eat my Steak, Beef and Lamb raw yes. Can't do that with supermarket beef.......
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Re: Toaster

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Fri Jul 22, 2016 10:37 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:My wife would tell you that I eat my Steak, Beef and Lamb raw yes. Can't do that with supermarket beef.......

Can none of yousuns cook? :shock:
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