I rarely complain and usually just rant. In the car park some scumbag has parked over two spaces. I complained and pray they are clamped or someone just burns their car.
Find a dog crap and smear it up inside his door handle
Before you do, consider the possibility that he could have been an innocent victim of a pig parking domino effect where the original perp has left.
Mike Pence tells me never get put in that position
I am particularly fond of people who have extremely expensive cars and on that basis feel that two parking spaces are essential so that some oike doesn't ding their paintwork. I can perfectly understand that in such cases some public-spirited vandal just can't resist keying them.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
damianmcr wrote:Seen a pregnant woman smoking the other day.
At the maternity unit in the Ulster and smokers outside the front door.
I'm sorry but I can't help but think these people are stars and I'm sure it happens a lot more than I realise.
Damo, I can share your distress but in reality, many people are unable to kick that filthy habit despite making genuine attempts.
On the other hand, she may simply have been a scumbeg.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
damianmcr wrote:Seen a pregnant woman smoking the other day.
At the maternity unit in the Ulster and smokers outside the front door.
I'm sorry but I can't help but think these people are stars and I'm sure it happens a lot more than I realise.
Are congratulations in order Damo?
Smoking in any doorway is horrible but doing it at the door of a maternity unit is just ugh. I don't get how any woman can't ditch the fags when expecting a baby. I'm proudly off them over 10 years.
A former colleague of mine had baby no. 2 with the wife, he asked her if she needed anything further bringing up to the hospital. She gave him her list of requirements and added 10 Silk Cut as she was 'dying for a smoke'. She'd been off them for 8 months ffs.
“For the liespotter who knows how to listen well, the random words, sounds, and phrases in a person's speech are never as random as they seem. They offer a clear sightline into the liar's psyche.”
I do understand it can be a horrible habit to kick. The older generations have been smoking all their lives and never knew the danger when they started it.
I see kids smoking in their uniforms after school in Belfast. Its so sad.
I have been buying lots of small things on the internet for my emigration in the next few weeks, today I ordered 11 items and was trying to check out things as well as possible looking at reviews and answered questions. The latter boiled the living pish right out of me.
I have often been asked to answer questions that someone has about an item I have purchased on Amazon. If I can't I don't respond, simple.
So why do so many fu'cking idiots post an answer saying "sorry I don't know that" or "I haven't used it for that yet, sorry hun" Jesus it's as if these imbeciles think they are being mannerly when the reality is they are filling up the pages with unnecessary shyte. Morons.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
At school a friend, as an exercise in pointless study, tried to calculate the amount of shi=t produced by the human population per day == it was miles and miles of shi=t per day . Never having weighed his shi=t to obtain an average weight he couldn't calulate the weight per day.
Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
At school a friend, as an exercise in pointless study, tried to calculate the amount of shi=t produced by the human population per day == it was miles and miles of shi=t per day . Never having weighed his shi=t to obtain an average weight he couldn't calulate the weight per day.
The type of question Google would ask you at interview
