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A woman goes to see the GP, after an assessment he says it looks like your pregnant.
Pregnant exclaims the woman, no says the GP, it looks like you are.
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Pregnant exclaims the woman, no says the GP, it looks like you are.
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5 gulders and a clap Snipe ....
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Please quote sauce in futureSnipe Watson wrote:
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No one grows ketchup like Heinz
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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I'm considering circumcision, have been reading the definitive book by Ivan Nackanikenimov. That was after I'd been to the GP about my lifelong bedwetting and he suggested I read, "Yellow Streams" by I P Knightley.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Russ wrote:Please quote sauce in futureSnipe Watson wrote:
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She's no Sean Spicer you know .....................just a feckin' ignorant harridan.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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She has some brass neck on her. She could teach Logan how to bullshit.BaggyTrousers wrote:She's no Sean Spicer you know .....................just a feckin' ignorant harridan.
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Baggy there is another book you should read ,and maybe a few others should, as well,
"How about It?" by R U Willing
a book long out of print
"Are you Dancing ?" by R U Askin
"How about It?" by R U Willing
a book long out of print
"Are you Dancing ?" by R U Askin
Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
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Conquer Your Prostate by IP Frieley may be of some use to youse coffin dodgersrumncoke wrote:Baggy there is another book you should read ,and maybe a few others should, as well,
"How about It?" by R U Willing
a book long out of print
"Are you Dancing ?" by R U Askin
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Watched Brad Pitt playing a Ra man from Cookstown last night. Funniest thing I've seen in a good while.
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are about to have sex when Holmes rushes off to the kitchen.
He comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Watson asks, what on earth is that for. "Lemon entry my dear Watson, lemon entry"
He comes back with a jar of lemon curd. Watson asks, what on earth is that for. "Lemon entry my dear Watson, lemon entry"
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Went to bed the other night, only to find the wife laid out on the bed, sucking her lollipop, all sexy like.
She licked it slowly, drawing it along her tongue, she then surprised me by running it down her body, inserting it up her........,and then licking it again.
I told her to be careful, as she would need it for work the next day, helping the kids cross the road.
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She licked it slowly, drawing it along her tongue, she then surprised me by running it down her body, inserting it up her........,and then licking it again.
I told her to be careful, as she would need it for work the next day, helping the kids cross the road.
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We were on a family day out driving one day and found ourselves stuck behind an Anne Summers delivery lorry.
Suddenly a dildo fell from the back of the lorry, smashing into the windscreen and ricocheting off.
Not wanting to draw attention to what it was in front of the kids, the wife said, that was a large insect.
Wee Sam in the back exclaimed, insect, I’m surprised it could fly with a bit that size!!!
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Suddenly a dildo fell from the back of the lorry, smashing into the windscreen and ricocheting off.
Not wanting to draw attention to what it was in front of the kids, the wife said, that was a large insect.
Wee Sam in the back exclaimed, insect, I’m surprised it could fly with a bit that size!!!
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