Joke of the Day
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- big mervyn
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Folk of the dayDave wrote:FOLK
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Big Neville Southall
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The sad fact is Hond is a better 13 than Bowe and Bowe is a better prop than Hond.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
- big mervyn
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.
It's alright. I can stop anytime I want.
It's alright. I can stop anytime I want.
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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Just heard that Stephen Hawking hit 70!
Feck I thought, I wouldn’t mind a go in that wheelchair!
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Feck I thought, I wouldn’t mind a go in that wheelchair!
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Stephen Hawking hit 70
but he missed 2999 trying
but he missed 2999 trying
Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
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Feck me, he must have upgraded the chair.rumncoke wrote:Stephen Hawking hit 70
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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After I brought up Kyle McCalls apparent weight issues recently, I was accused of being fattist.
What a liberty!
He's totally fattest.
What a liberty!
He's totally fattest.
- big mervyn
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In Egypt, a mummy has been discovered covered in chocolate and nuts. Archeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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#stephenmcdonaldnotourten
“For the liespotter who knows how to listen well, the random words, sounds, and phrases in a person's speech are never as random as they seem. They offer a clear sightline into the liar's psyche.”
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Ten thousand troops piled into Jordan, she said she enjoyed it, but is a little sore.
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What do you call a Muslim Glaswegian with a drink problem?
Pishtoot Maheed
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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little
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Very little
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