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FOLK
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Dave wrote:FOLK
Folk of the day
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The Hond
Bowe at 13
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The sad fact is Hond is a better 13 than Bowe and Bowe is a better prop than Hond.
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I'm addicted to brake fluid.

It's alright. I can stop anytime I want.
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Just heard that Stephen Hawking hit 70!
Feck I thought, I wouldn’t mind a go in that wheelchair!


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Stephen Hawking hit 70

but he missed 2999 trying
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rumncoke wrote:Stephen Hawking hit 70
Feck me, he must have upgraded the chair.
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After I brought up Kyle McCalls apparent weight issues recently, I was accused of being fattist.
What a liberty!
He's totally fattest.
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In Egypt, a mummy has been discovered covered in chocolate and nuts. Archeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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#stephenmcdonaldnotourten
“For the liespotter who knows how to listen well, the random words, sounds, and phrases in a person's speech are never as random as they seem. They offer a clear sightline into the liar's psyche.”
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What about his brother Ronald, would fit right in?
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Ten thousand troops piled into Jordan, she said she enjoyed it, but is a little sore.


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What do you call a Muslim Glaswegian with a drink problem?
Pishtoot Maheed


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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?
Very little


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