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Joke of the Day

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Not so much a joke but

Driving through Dundonald ( does anybody stop there) notice a sign which read

"Doggy Style " over a Shop

Wonder how that got past the planning committee of Dupée ers


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Irishman, Englishman and a Scotsman meet up in a bar, 25 years after they were together for the last joke.

"So," says the Scotsman, "what have yous been up till?"

"Well," says the Englishman, "I've been bringing up my family. In fact that is my son over there. He was born on the 23 April - St George's day. And being a proud Englishman, I named him George!"

"That's a hell of a coincidence," says the Scotsman. "That's my boy aver there. Born on November 30th and naturally being a proud Scot, I named him Andrew!"

"Well feck me!" says the Irishman. "I can't believe the coincidence. I must tell my son. That's him over there. Hey, wait till you hear this, Pancake!"
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How many mustangs do you think you'd get in exchange for this ?Image
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When I learned that my wife cheated me, I was destroyed, but faith helped me.

I converted to Islam and killed her with stones next day..
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THIS should probably be in the politics thread, but it is really quite funny. :lol:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:THIS should probably be in the politics thread, but it is really quite funny. Image
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A rabbit sits down beside a man in a cinema (as they do)

Man asks rabbit what he's doing there (as you would)

Well, said the rabbit, I liked the book so....
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A woman goes to see her doctor
"doctor, I'm concerned,....... I've been on these steroids for a few months and im growing a penis".....
"anabolic"? Asks the GP........
"no, just a penis"!!!!!!
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Eleven guffaws Merv
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I lol'd
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More Italians will be watching rugby

At least their Rugby Team gets to play for the world Cup


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Man was taken to A&E to -day with a black eye asked what happen he said "
I went to Ashers Bakery and asked them did they make Fairy Cakes ?"



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Retard
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big mervyn wrote:A woman goes to see her doctor
"doctor, I'm concerned,....... I've been on these steroids for a few months and im growing a penis".....
"anabolic"? Asks the GP........
"no, just a penis"!!!!!!
Man goes to doc with an intimate problem
Doc asks, "How often do you have sex?"
Man replies, "Infrequently"
Doc asks, "Is that one word or two?"
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Man goes and punches the doctor

"What was that for" asks the doctor?

"Making personal comments about my wife", responds the man

The doc splutters, "But .... I only said she had acute angina"
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