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Re: Women Fest

Postby Liz Fraser » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:52 am

I love the idea of rum and Baggy contemplating in a sacred womb tent.
£225 scoops is a bit steep though isn't it?
I'd expect to see Jimi Hendrix resurrected and playing a 3 hour set for that.
With the Who and Zep backing.
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Re: Women Fest

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:25 am

Liz Fraser wrote:I love the idea of rum and Baggy contemplating in a sacred womb tent.
£225 scoops is a bit steep though isn't it?
I'd expect to see Jimi Hendrix resurrected and playing a 3 hour set for that.
With the Who and Zep backing.


It's about what that grasping old septuagenarian Morrison charges these days, I will remain a fan for his body of work but like Ireland, I can no longer be bothered with him. Sometimes you just wonder, "FFFS mate you're in your seventies, you must be getting millions in royalties every year, you should be doing free gigs, you miser". Something like that, but then, waddyeyeno?
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Re: Women Fest

Postby rumncoke » Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:37 am

The problem Baggy, Morrison and many others face is that the Tax Bill is coming several years after the moneys be earned and spent so they continue to work to pay the tax man and the maintenance .

It must be somewhat embarrassing to go on stage in your seventies to sing something you wrote in your teens and sang two octaves higher then --- and of course everybody remembers how the 40 year old record sounded.

Went a few years ago to see the egos that once were Simon and Garfunkel -- the songs were great -- backing great-- each sang well but the together magic was missing.

And you come way feeling you have walked on your memories and destroyed the flowers of your youth the fact being that many of those "flowers" have been dead for some years .
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Re: Women Fest

Postby Liz Fraser » Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:56 am

Van Morrison is at the top of the celebrity c#nt list for sure.
Saw a thing about government sponsored adverts for peace during the troubles on BBC ni recently.
One of the soundtracks was the Byrds, Turn! Turn! Turn! and they allowed them to use it for free.
Van Morrison contacted the ad makers and told them he had composed a song Days like These especially which they should use.
Then he charged them for it!
I'd have told them to poke it right up his Gary.
He should be made to sit in the sacred womb tent and contemplate his life.
The pr1ck.
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Re: Women Fest

Postby rumncoke » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:30 am

There is a slight difference Liz The Byrds didn't compose Turn Turn Turn and the recording was originally released in the early 60s
thus the Byrds ( the remaining members )would have benefitted fron any revival of sales. Also the byrds were a group who had a an ever changing membership who hived themselves in other groups.
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Re: Women Fest

Postby Liz Fraser » Mon Jul 02, 2018 12:07 pm

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/arch ... 31224.html
And Van Morrison's still a c#nt no matter how you spin it
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Re: Women Fest

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:46 pm

Liz Fraser wrote:Van Morrison is at the top of the celebrity c#nt list for sure.
Saw a thing about government sponsored adverts for peace during the troubles on BBC ni recently.
One of the soundtracks was the Byrds, Turn! Turn! Turn! and they allowed them to use it for free.
Van Morrison contacted the ad makers and told them he had composed a song Days like These especially which they should use.
Then he charged them for it!
I'd have told them to poke it right up his Gary.
He should be made to sit in the sacred womb tent and contemplate his life.
The pr1ck.



Sitting in Alicante airport Liz, just had a fulsome gulder that turned heads.

I will day in fairness to Morrison that he's not like most singing the same songs everyone has known for decades, he's still recording new material every two three years, much if it good stuff.

You are probably right about the tax bills.
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Re: Women Fest

Postby Gary » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:28 pm

Excuse me!!! Am I being used as a substitute for a banned word? :shock:

"I'd have told them to poke it right up his Gary."

Do I need to wink at somebody very viciously?

Maybe a quick word with my very good friend, Vladimir, would suffice.

I might even spray that stuff on everyone's knockers.


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Re: Women Fest

Postby Dave » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:34 pm

Fcuk her right in the Gary.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: Women Fest

Postby UlsterNo9 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 11:20 pm

Gary
BRING OUR BOYS HOME #BOBH
THROWN UNDER THE BUS AND EXILED 14/04/18
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Re: Women Fest

Postby Liz Fraser » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:42 am

It's chitty geez.
Had a David before a buster with a proper Douglas for a leo down the rub. Had an edna got schindlers took a sherb pope up the apples to the old uncle then gave er a rum up the gary.
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Re: Women Fest

Postby Cornerfleg » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:59 am

Rum cant handle a wet Gary.
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Re: Women Fest

Postby HwoodMike2umate » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:04 pm

I've never often had the urge to go to Newtownards but now there is this .... http://www.curves.eu/uk/clubs/curves-newtownards
http://www.cryptome.org/

Klaatu barada nikto

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Re: Women Fest

Postby Dave » Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:12 pm

Creep
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Re: Women Fest

Postby UlsterNo9 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:46 pm

BRING OUR BOYS HOME #BOBH
THROWN UNDER THE BUS AND EXILED 14/04/18
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