Rest In Pieces Ingvar Kamprad

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Hope he built his flat packed coffin with an allen key by himself.
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The misery that ballix put me through. Have you ever been to the IKEA in Murcia Merv? It's a fecking nightmare to get into, then your day disintegrates completely when you get inside.

I rented the wee hovel out for years and IKEA stuff was always good because when some drunken Lionel smashed a few thing you could easily replace them, but feck it was a trial going near it, thankfully my property manager being a woman was always happy to go to get stuff.
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I find it ridiculous that IKEA were ever allowed to come here.
We've enough Assembly issues as it is.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:The misery that ballix put me through. Have you ever been to the IKEA in Murcia Merv? It's a fecking nightmare to get into, then your day disintegrates completely when you get inside.
I got lost the first time I went to the wan at Hollywood Exchange and that was enough for me :lol:

I was in Murcia City last Monday as it happens. It was only the warmest January day since Franco was a niño. 26.2 C was the official high!
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Yes all very good but we can never hope to recapture the heady days of MFI, after the Cecil Parkinson affair when he knocked up his PA.

Why is Mrs Thatcher's cabinet like an MFI cabinet?

One loose screw and the whole fuc'king cabinet falls apart.

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NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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big mervyn wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:The misery that ballix put me through. Have you ever been to the IKEA in Murcia Merv? It's a fecking nightmare to get into, then your day disintegrates completely when you get inside.
I got lost the first time I went to the wan at Hollywood Exchange and that was enough for me :lol:

I was in Murcia City last Monday as it happens. It was only the warmest January day since Franco was a niño. 26.2 C was the official high!
Yip, saw that. My lady wot does, tells me her husband's parents in England were both hospitalised so they went over to visit, absolutely Baltic, arrived back just in time for the heat much to her relief.

I believe there may be a gota fria on the way this week mind you, batten down the hatches and unblock yer drains before it arrives.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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