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Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
Sitting in the house watching the world go by - in pieces, mostly, - so rather than go out, thought I would come on here.

As for Snipe, he's given up on keeping me in check - realised he wasn't up to the task! :lol:

He's decided this place is so full of negativity and crap, it ain't worth it.

Or maybe I made that up? :scratch:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
Sitting in the house watching the world go by - in pieces, mostly, - so rather than go out, thought I would come on here.

As for Snipe, he's given up on keeping me in check - realised he wasn't up to the task! :lol:

He's decided this place is so full of negativity and crap, it ain't worth it.

Or maybe I made that up? :scratch:
FFS! He didn't even flounce. I love a good flounce me.
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Shan wrote:Ha. Glad you haven't lost your touch Rooster.

Apparently the two d-ckheads, reportedly from Dundalk, are threatening to make a complaint against the Gardai for stopping them having their fun. Bet those guards are delighted now they saved these two specimens.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sitting in the house watching the world go by - in pieces, mostly, - so rather than go out, thought I would come on here.

As for Snipe, he's given up on keeping me in check - realised he wasn't up to the task! :lol:

He's decided this place is so full of negativity and crap, it ain't worth it.

Or maybe I made that up? :scratch:
Pity. He's a good chap. One of the best ever on here.
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Well if Snipe was sick of all the negativity and crap he should have posted less of it.

Only joking plz come back
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Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
He's fine I met him on Friday night, I'm paraphrasing, but he's "taking a rest from Nutjob Central", I promised him I'd keep the home fires burning but I may have to consider my position, given I have had two slanderous attacks on my character from people who much prefer people who say almost nothing.
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Some harrowing tales are emerging as the victims of Hurricane Ophelia share their stories.

The whole of Northern Ireland was thrown into chaos this afternoon as a mild breeze ripped across the province.

Some residents in East Belfast were moved to temporary accommodation after a wheelie bin blew over and its contents were strewn across the street. Emergency services chased empty crisp packets up the street for three hours.

There were also reports of a human crush occurring at the automatic doors of ASDA in Dundonald as thousands of people rushed to stock up on milk, vodka and tinned peaches.

Wee Betty, 78, from Enler Park, who fractured eight ribs in the crush, told us, ‘My cupboards are bunged but I thought I’d get another sixteen tins of Spaghetti Hoops cos you never know how long this weather will last, do ye?’.

A local woman was left ‘shacked’ after spotting what she believed to be a UFO floating above her in the sky. However, this turned out to be a neighbour’s trampoline.

Local woman, ‘Wee Sadie Magee’, forgot to take her tights off her whirlybird washing line and they ended up three gardens down. Horrified neighbours saw Sadie’s pale stubbly legs as she searched for the stretchy undergarment.

The conditions have caused mass disruption for those commuting to work, with attendances in the Civil Service being particularly affected.

Jeremy Sloth, an Executive Officer in the Department of Finance and Personnel told us, ‘Our Monday attendances are even lower than usual. Approximately 75% of employees phoned in this morning and took a Hurricane Day’.

When asked how this was likely to impact upon the department Mr Sloth replied, ‘It affected us enormously. There was no one free to do the soda run. feck’ nightmare’.

Many people took to social media this morning to show their solidarity with the victims of the storm with #wewillrebuild trending on Twitter.
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Right guys, I am new to this Hurricane/ storm thing, when do I start the looting.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
He's fine I met him on Friday night, I'm paraphrasing, but he's "taking a rest from Nutjob Central", I promised him I'd keep the home fires burning but I may have to consider my position, given I have had two slanderous attacks on my character from people who much prefer people who say almost nothing.
You have character !
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
He's fine I met him on Friday night, I'm paraphrasing, but he's "taking a rest from Nutjob Central", I promised him I'd keep the home fires burning but I may have to consider my position, given I have had two slanderous attacks on my character from people who much prefer people who say almost nothing.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
He's fine I met him on Friday night, I'm paraphrasing, but he's "taking a rest from Nutjob Central", I promised him I'd keep the home fires burning but I may have to consider my position, given I have had two slanderous attacks on my character from people who much prefer people who say almost nothing.
Nut job central lol
I have been away for a bit myself but having been emboldened by our utter decimation of the mighty Wasps I have decided to make a glory hunting return .It would seem there is some disarray in the Space time continuum . I would only say this ..People who say almost nothing are either politicians or thugs who would try and chin a man having some jovial banter. This has happened to my good self very recently .Caught on the end of a very glancing blow , my first instinct was to try and reconcile the problem verbally. In approximately .25 seconds however my bowed forehead was making a swift arc like an old war weary Conker . I always won at at Conkers. We had nothing else to do as kids except harden our Conkers. The youth of today have a lot to learn Baggy.
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namron wrote:I have been away for a bit myself .....
Fair play to ya for admitting it namron.

None of us are judging ......

One day at a time big lad - hopefully you won't have to go "away" again. :thumleft:
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Kofi Annan wrote:Right guys, I am new to this Hurricane/ storm thing, when do I start the looting.
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Kofi Annan wrote:Right guys, I am new to this Hurricane/ storm thing, when do I start the looting.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kofi Annan wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Shan wrote:Jaysus Grumps - You have way too much time on yer hands.

Where the feck is Snipe these days anyway? He used to always keep you in check. Hope he is OK.
He's fine I met him on Friday night, I'm paraphrasing, but he's "taking a rest from Nutjob Central", I promised him I'd keep the home fires burning but I may have to consider my position, given I have had two slanderous attacks on my character from people who much prefer people who say almost nothing.
You have character !
Feck off :lol: :lol: :lol:

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NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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