Tender Opportunity
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Tender Opportunity
Feck sake... When I read the header on the UR site, just for a second I thought Heh-Ho, my fame has spread and UR were jumping on the bandwagon.
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I quickly regained my senses and my moral compass. Naturally if they approach me I'll turn them down flat, as we all know I couldn't possibly be a part of the Regime in its current format...
For anything less than a ten year contract £50k per and a company Bob Marley Wagon.
ULSTER RUGBY VISITOR EXPERIENCE, TENDER OPPORTUNITY.
I quickly regained my senses and my moral compass. Naturally if they approach me I'll turn them down flat, as we all know I couldn't possibly be a part of the Regime in its current format...
For anything less than a ten year contract £50k per and a company Bob Marley Wagon.
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Link?Tighter End wrote:Feck sake... When I read the header on the UR site, just for a second I thought Heh-Ho, my fame has spread and UR were jumping on the bandwagon.
ULSTER RUGBY VISITOR EXPERIENCE, TENDER OPPORTUNITY.
I quickly regained my senses and my moral compass. Naturally if they approach me I'll turn them down flat, as we all know I couldn't possibly be a part of the Regime in its current format...
For anything less than a ten year contract £50k per and a company Bob Marley Wagon.
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Russ FFS. It's on the Ulster Rugby home page! Eh ulsterrugby.com
I've a coat here that might fit ye.
I've a coat here that might fit ye.
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Chill Tender. Don't expect Russ to think before posting. He likes a one word post to get his numbers up,trying to make it appear as if he's got something to say. Mind you despite impressions to the contrary, he's not the worst young lad. You have to make allowances for yute.
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Ah the impetuous yute... how I love to see them with their faulty baseball caps,with their white ear muffs and their Corsa's. Back in my day it was an RD400 and a Kenny Roberts replica. Still, we must embrace these future Grandfathers and wonder what type of beings the fruit from their loins will sire.
It appears everything is for sale at Ravenspan. Only a matter of time until they install septic tanks below the Gentleman's Powder Rooms and flog of our waste. Not such a stretch when we consider the shyte we've been sold this past few seasons .
It appears everything is for sale at Ravenspan. Only a matter of time until they install septic tanks below the Gentleman's Powder Rooms and flog of our waste. Not such a stretch when we consider the shyte we've been sold this past few seasons .
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And here's just the job: http://www.sswm.info/content/twin-pits-pour-flushTighter End wrote:Ah the impetuous yute... how I love to see them with their faulty baseball caps,with their white ear muffs and their Corsa's. Back in my day it was an RD400 and a Kenny Roberts replica. Still, we must embrace these future Grandfathers and wonder what type of beings the fruit from their loins will sire.
It appears everything is for sale at Ravenspan. Only a matter of time until they install septic tanks below the Gentleman's Powder Rooms and flog of our waste. Not such a stretch when we consider the shyte we've been sold this past few seasons .
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As every day passes I loathe this abomination that has become Ulster Rugby
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I think our management have yet to fully embrace the Professional game and they need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the realisation the jobs for the boys, Gentleman's Game is a thing of the past. Rugby is now a professional business and as such we're being left behind as we stick with coaches just because they're good loyal Ulster Rugby Men and cling to a mentality of playing the game by the rules and being Nice Guys on and off the pitch.
All the current successful teams, both at club and international level are chok full of Dirty Barstewards who'd trample their granny's face into the grass just to gain a yard. They constantly flaunt the laws and exploit weak Refs and officials in their quest for success.
Why do we hate Saracens?
I know it's difficult to stomach, but until our lot realise this is a professional game and we just aren't professional enough about how we approach it, we'll be mediocre.
All the current successful teams, both at club and international level are chok full of Dirty Barstewards who'd trample their granny's face into the grass just to gain a yard. They constantly flaunt the laws and exploit weak Refs and officials in their quest for success.
Why do we hate Saracens?
I know it's difficult to stomach, but until our lot realise this is a professional game and we just aren't professional enough about how we approach it, we'll be mediocre.
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We live on Government hand outs and I am actually surprised we didn't apply for the recent community hall grants... I have to say I question grants being available for the supply of food but then again I volunteer for an organisation who were disappointed when they asked me and I said the sandwich spread was the only reason I volunteered. I was challenged at a later date by management and I was able to show that they ordered top of the range spreads from a leading caterer and that they had to throw out 4 full trays of sandwiches.. When I offered to take them to a local home I got quoted the standard H&S tom kite that he's organisations come out with at every turn. The trays cost over £10 each and the response from management was it was funded by a government grant so wind my neck in...
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Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads
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It's not as popular though, for every sandwich you eat you get 1.6 sandwiches back. The 0.6 sandwich is half eaten by Arlene herself.Tighter End wrote:Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads
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Ye'd think so to look at the hack of her.Dave wrote:It's not as popular though, for every sandwich you eat you get 1.6 sandwiches back. The 0.6 sandwich is half eaten by Arlene herself.Tighter End wrote:Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads
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Michelle O'Neill steals a few each time Arlene turns her backDave wrote:It's not as popular though, for every sandwich you eat you get 1.6 sandwiches back. The 0.6 sandwich is half eaten by Arlene herself.Tighter End wrote:Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads
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Wouldn't turn my back on her, her dad might do somethingRooster wrote:Michelle O'Neill steals a few each time Arlene turns her backDave wrote:It's not as popular though, for every sandwich you eat you get 1.6 sandwiches back. The 0.6 sandwich is half eaten by Arlene herself.Tighter End wrote:Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads
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There has to be a role there for Farquaad, surely.Rooster wrote:Michelle O'Neill steals a few each time Arlene turns her backDave wrote:It's not as popular though, for every sandwich you eat you get 1.6 sandwiches back. The 0.6 sandwich is half eaten by Arlene herself.Tighter End wrote:Oh good holy feck. It's the new RHI scandal...Govt funded sandwich spreads