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big mervyn wrote:
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BR wrote:For the record: I am offended by it.

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I see El Papa is trying to discourage the trade of Holy Relics on ebay.

Better hurry folks!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/shrine-RELICA ... 100623.m-1
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At a wedding yesterday and decided to flick through a sex before marriage book at the back.

Opened a page and the question was is contraception ever right.

The answer was basically is rape or racism ever right.

Good Shepherd Church if anyone is interested in having a read of it.
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damianmcr wrote:At a wedding yesterday and decided to flick through a sex before marriage book at the back.

Opened a page and the question was is contraception ever right.

The answer was basically is rape or racism ever right.

Good Shepherd Church if anyone is interested in having a read of it.
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damianmcr wrote:At a wedding yesterday and decided to flick through a sex before marriage book at the back.

Opened a page and the question was is contraception ever right.

The answer was basically is rape or racism ever right.

Good Shepherd Church if anyone is interested in having a read of it.
Always have a chuckle at socially retarded celibates presuming to advise the rest of us on our sex lives :lol:
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Whose says the’re celibates .
And who knows what they here in the confessional .
And don’t forget the Vatican has a copy of every book it has ever banned and some which might never have been published not to think about the art hidden from public. .

Those who can’t do become Consultants — well known fact .


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rumncoke wrote:Whose says the’re celibates .
And who knows what they here in the confessional .
And don’t forget the Vatican has a copy of every book it has ever banned and some which might never have been published not to think about the art hidden from public. .

Those who can’t do become Consultants — well known fact .
Tell that to Hospital Consultants.

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It was a spelling error, Charles actually believed in the survival of the fattest.
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And Jesus dead at 33 :scratch: :roll:
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Gary wrote: And Jesus dead at 33 :scratch: :roll:
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Shan wrote:
Gary wrote: And Jesus dead at 33 :scratch: :roll:
You only live twice.
33 and 33.1

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It's a bit disingenuous to say you are dying for the sins of humanity and then bring yourself back to life. If you say you are going to die then stay dead. Otherwise no one will take you seriously the next time you claim some big sacrificial type brad pitt.
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Dave wrote:It's a bit disingenuous to say you are dying for the sins of humanity and then bring yourself back to life. If you say you are going to die then stay dead. Otherwise no one will take you seriously the next time you claim some big sacrificial type brad pitt.
Yeah hardly a sacrifice if he comes back again.

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So who perpetrated the bigger con, Jesus or Trump?
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