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Kate Hoey. The most un-socialist member of the Labour Party. Every bit as much a Tory as any member of the Bullingdon Club or even Jacob Right-Moron. Supporter of fox-hunting, a "hard" Brexit and the abandonment of the GFA. Hopefully the good folk of Vauxhall, who voted solidly to stay in the EU, will send her packing come next election. Perhaps as soon as in a couple of months >EW .

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101. Incompetency #PSNI
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Dave wrote:101. Incompetency #PSNI
Can you clarify what you're saying here?

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Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:101. Incompetency #PSNI
Can you clarify what you're saying here?

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Dave wrote:
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Dave wrote:101. Incompetency #PSNI
Can you clarify what you're saying here?

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Hard to disagree with almost all of Baggy's list although I often listen to country music in three-quarter length trousers.
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justinr73 wrote:Hard to disagree with almost all of Baggy's list although I often listen to country music in three-quarter length trousers.

I'm sure you do Justin, but it has to be remembered that you are a Lionel and almost 99% of Lionels are subject to a poor education lacking in the importance of making the correct choices in life. I mean FFFS you chose to support Ulster, it was hardly forced upon you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lazy feckers who agree with everything baggy listed .

Since thinking on things that pi$h you off is so so negative .

And the truth is Baggy omitted so many things which he has little respect for the list is incomplete

eg BoD , a few Englishmen , Sheepshaggers and Sundry Referees not to mention a few Ulster players past and present


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rumncoke wrote:101
lazy feckers who agree with everything baggy listed .

Since thinking on things that pi$h you off is so so negative .

And the truth is Baggy omitted so many things which he has little respect for the list is incomplete

eg BoD , a few Englishmen , Sheepshaggers and Sundry Referees not to mention a few Ulster players past and present


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I'll add Clare Balding to the list.
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not me - baggy omitted them
Ah "in from the side" you

No hands - Diack

to name two That have drunk Baggy Off


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One thing that pi$h me off is all these Jonny come lately s that now realise Diack is shyte ....
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Cockatrice wrote:One thing that pi$h me off is all these Jonny come lately s that now realise Diack is shyte ....
He's a wonderful lineout operator and he's ................................ nah, I got nathin'.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cockatrice wrote:One thing that pi$h me off is all these Jonny come lately s that now realise Diack is shyte ....
He's a wonderful lineout operator and he's ................................ nah, I got nathin'.
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Given Ron'n's upset, I must confess I was somewhat lazy with my update so I now offer the fully updated unabridged version, I thank Gary for Kate Hoey & Ron'n for reminding me of Amy Huberman's husband who used to play rugby.

The hot 100:

1. David Nucifora, moving up to first place, the hateful Australian.
2. Grown-ups in three-quarter length trousers at all times & wearers of shorts in winter, proving how hard they are, hope yer balls turn black and fall off (unless of course, you are already black)
3. The Loony Right of the Tory party as personified by Jacob Rees-Fu@ktard
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4. The liars David Davies, Boris deFeffel, & Dr Fox who appear to share a brain cell.
5. Having seen "Soft Border Patrol" I now look forward to a border so hard you could cut Boris's throat with it.
6. Moronic shoppers who block entire aisles with their trolley at a jaunty angle.
7. The rise & rise and rise again of hate crime in the UK post-Brexit vote, hateful little-Warren Gatland.
8. Almost the entire population of NZ, especially rugby wives, a particular thank you, Mrs Afoa for destroying attempts to sign Victor Vito
9. Tax dodgers on an industrial scale, such as Take That & the Cameron "oh fu@k I left my daughter in the pub" Family.
10. People who have no idea how lucky they are to enjoy good health
11. Dog owners who give dog owners like me a bad name.
12. Kate Hoey, who used to be some sort of a socialist.
13. The number of dickheads crashing these days, roads blocked by fu@kwits presumably too busy with their phones, jail them or at least bring back the birch and bate the ar$e clean aff them
14. VW drivers, ignorant shower of shyte by and large and of course, BMW drivers, no concept of where their indicators are. I always find it amusing to come on a coming together of a BMW & VW, you know it was not an accident, someone was driving like anarse.
15. The utter rash of current TV adverts for cars, employing a supposed emotional attachment. I'd love to shoot some advertising people flush in their fat lumpen bakes
16. The Presidents Club, wealthyscum.
17. The Loyal Orange Order and sundry minor triumphalist groups such as Concerned residents, plus The Ancient Order of Hibernians
18. The 2017-2018 rugby season starring Lesbian Kiss & team.
19. Saft Saffer Daves, especially ones on 3 year contracts and 200 plus capped Rab the Big Safty
20. Cilla Black, who fortunately is now singing in the Choir Bleedin' Celestial since last being hated here.
21. The Ra and offshoots, hang them & their UDA/UFV etc counterparts.
22. Fat people who were sportswear and particularly wideloads with tight lycra bottoms, have these lardybastards no respect peoples eyes. Lumpy holed lardasses.
23. Dickheads like Olly Murs and all game show judges who talk utter titwank to idiots who can barely sing, cruelly encouraging their fantasies.
24. Bombing Syria, for no good reason other than as a political display, and now two years later, sitting on our hands whilst that Warren Gatland slaughters people aided by Putin on the Ritz, someone tell me what the bombing achieved other than profits for armament companies?
25. The entire DUP, especially that retarded fool Sammy Wilson & his mate Gregorian Calendar, sorry Greg VeryCamp bell to give him his gay name. I tell you it takes a group of people to be completely reprehensible for me to consider SF more palatable if they weren't unreconstructed terrorists.
26. David Ford’s wee patronising face & irritating voice - 2 years later still a poxbag.
27. Organised Religion and the damage it causes to otherwise intact human brains.
28. Paedophiles and with a little irony, paedohunters who without exception appear to be scumbags.
29. Rape trails with dodgy evidence & of course rapists
30. Cashpoint Cripples who park in disabled parking bays, being in a hurry is not a disability.
31. The Last Night of the Proms, English dickheadery at its worst.
32. Arsefoons.
33. The Arms industry (see 24)
34. Margaret Thatcher, happily she remains dead.
35. Sir Paedophile Heath - still a sad blot on the Tory party, it's a pity Joe Gormley hadn't actually killed him rather than just his government. Some poor kids may have had a decent life.
36. London Irish RFC aka Landahn Spiderish
37. Children, I'm not saying I understand people who take a gun into a school, just that I've considered it myself, luckily I don't own a gun.
38. School plays, a hardy perennial and of course, Carol Services.
39. Gowls & ghouls whose first reaction at any unfortunate event such as a car crash is to whip out their phone to get a phootgraph, try helping you Warren Gatland.
40. Facebook Rugby Fans, they are a breed apart, forming part of a large hate group, endlessly optimistic people, have these morons no concept of the true meaning of misery as a normal part of living?
41. Twitter, home of more fu@kwits gatherings than anywhere in the alternative universe.
42. The Republican Party - child murderer facilitators and their military wing, the NRA
43. Amy Huberman's husband, the smirking crooked baked little Dublin jackeen ballix, hope she's a widow soon.
44. Producers of Columbian Marching Powder & other drugs
45. Legal Highs and the utterbastards who sell them.
46. Suicide and the sad fact that it's not more widely exercised by the terminally stupid.
47. Those who oppose the legalisation of assisted dying.
48. Homophobes, many of who will also hate women who have abortions. They will usually draw an utterly unsupported link to paedophilia.
49. Men who feel informed to rule on abortion
50. Dodgy Solicitors
51. Public Enquiries in relation to NI Troubles Inc. Sympathies for the bereaved, but Christ Crucified, this place badly needs to move on, hard as that undoubtedly will be for victims & relatives, easy for me to say.
52. Wee NI Spides who should be unseen and unheard
53. The insidious creeping influence of Mercan English, I’ve often thought people using “gotten” on this forum should be treated like the silly children they are and banned for life. "up sum" my reeking clunge.
54. The use of "Feminazi", I assume that those who use it do not understand the definition of Feminist. PS I fu@king hate shrill harridans, that however is a different matter.
55. Men who call bitches “chicks”, so 1970s
56. Steve Wright’s Love Songs on a Sunday morning when I have to politely tell Mrs T to “turn it off”, I’m putting on some Steely Dan - as true today as it was 2 years ago.
57. People who don’t grasp that Steely Dan are the greatest band (OK duo with a myriad of assistants) ever to play popular music without bothering the hit parade.
58. The incompetence of “jeep type” vehicle drivers parking when one space just isn’t enough.
59. UKIP and their many leaders, a complete waste of space.
60. Misogynists, who are most likely to use Feminazi, an insidious word struggling for respectability
61. The Welsh but also Anne Robinson for balance. Of course all things in perspective, it's not as if they are Lionels FFFS.
62. The Winter Olympics, fortunately, I escaped all but brief snippets on the news. I was enraged to discover that the UK spent £26 million pounds on daft sports that cannot be performed in the UK barring occasional snowy deluges in ChillyJockoland, what a waste.
63. Formula 1 indeed motorsport in general on 4 wheels, anything that reminds me of Top Gear a programme that makes me want to kill. Petrolheads, just fu@k off and die, preferably without killing anyone else.
64. Cycling, both racing and everyday nuisances, a shell of a sport where drugs are king
65. Idiots who cancel charity donations because a handful of workers discredit them, they do excellent and more importantly vital work which governments sidestep you halfwits.
66. Thon wee numpty at the Belfast Tabernacle - he's still there you know, evil little kunt.
67. Northern Ireland, especially the vast majority of the people, still irritating me but not for long.
68. All advertising, I avoid it like the plague, if I wish to be patronised I can just rock up to Spanners.
69. Companies who will not deliver to NI/Spain
70. Noisy children, irritating subhumans, especially the little verminous runts who stream out of skool shrieking at maximum volume, throw their schoolbeg at their mother, who fails to discipline the odious little twerp, and continues bellowing.
71. Other children, for even the best are like farts, you can just about stand your own.
72. Any television/movie with “Zombies”
73. Teresa May, I begin to feel she is the Tory equivalent of Terry WD Slogan.
74. Radio 1 though commercial pop stations really do need an incendiary device.
75. The UK, the highest incidence of violent crime in the civilised (semi) world.
76. People who wear sandals with socks.
77. Facial hair that is not a beard, especially metrosexual whiskers preened and tended with care and that stupid little bit that chubes grow under their nether lip.
78. Women who dye their hair green.
79. Car drivers wearing headphones, lock them up
80. NHS waiting lists, a national disgrace, thank frig the Spanish system is hugely better.
81. Science Fiction
82. Cyclists again, especially the thoughtlessbastards of NDCC, pink & black-clad lycra louts.
83. Country Music with very very few exceptions.
84. Rap music & throw in hippityfeckin’hop.
85. Singers who perform with dancers, no decent singer needs poncy ballixs throwing shapes to distract from the quality/paucity of performance
86. Ulster’s 7 Commandments
87. Silent Rugby CEOs, get out now FFFS
88. Cancer, an utterbastard
89. Martin Shkreli I hope his ringpiece is in tatters in prison, let's hope his sentencing goes well in March.
90. Loyalist Flegs, particularly in tattered rags several months after the 12th.
91. Cocktail waiters/jugglers
92. Dumb posters
93. Saracens
94. BBC sexist pay scales & those bloody irritating clips between programmes.
95. Ignorant bollixes
96. “Closure”, what a dumb concept
97. Jonny Wilkinson’s Toulon, that bawling Pilou Pilou dickhead and the paper throwing louts.
98. Donald “Combover” Trump
99. Ripped knees in jean so beloved of young & not so young weemin.
100. Mexico, the hatedbastards.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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