Orange Hatefest 2015

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 12:59 pm

As I am currently exiled on the Iberian Peninsula, pursuing a property hunting expedition, with a tidy wedge of cash to an advisor/fixer/investment planner who leads me to my promised parcel of land, so am unable/unwilling to peruse the web to see what the feckin' brethren & their coat-trailing drunken acolytes are getting up to & to what degree they are plunging the reputation of NI further into the mire & undoing the good PR work of "RoryMcIlroy's Irish Open" & the perennial favourites the Tall Ships,before you could say "kick the pope".

I should be obliged if you good people of Ulster would update me on any matters that require me to hate this horrible section of the community & indeed any matters of interest perpetrated by some highly concerned residents. I'm perfectly willing to hate both sides, equality in all things is my credo - bugger, nearly typed "cerdo", thinking of what beast I shall BBQ tonight.

For those of you polishing your bowler for the march, I hope you get soaked but otherwise manage to return home without costing the public purse millions whilst you pretend to be living in a "camp" somewhere, congregating every night with you wee flutes but otherwise going about your normal business, safe in the knowledge you are bankrupting the country but protecting your inalienable right to march past fenians & pish on their chapels, whilst some lardarsed lout beats seven colours of shyte out of a drum.

Needless to say I detest you & your wee stupid sash.

HwoodMike2umate · Post by **HwoodMike2umate** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:36 pm

I'm glad to say its all relatively quiet at the moment apart from quite a few folk ( who at a guess may have relations in the plethora of Concerned Residents Groups that have sprung up in recent years) apparently willing to risk crucifixion, death or even worse, by getting up in the middle of the night and burning other folks piles of pallets, mattresses and eco friendly tyres. Holywood, County Down sees the "12th" North Down parade this year, and so, unsurprisingly to many, I will be in Donegal. I will however probably have the telly briefly on for the BBC1 live coverage which will be about noon on Monday 13th July - it is all Living History as they say and its always good to know what the locals are up to back home. Slainte.

HwoodMike2umate · Post by **HwoodMike2umate** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:39 pm

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Russ · Post by **Russ** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:40 pm

Anyone for Scarva?

BR · Post by BR » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:09 pm

Russ wrote:Anyone for Scarva?

You think James has any chance this year?

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:16 pm

BR wrote:
Russ wrote:Anyone for Scarva?
You think James has any chance this year?

Heard he's brought special chefs in from England and south Africa

big mervyn · Post by **big mervyn** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 3:45 pm

BR wrote:
Russ wrote:Anyone for Scarva?
You think James has any chance this year?

I hope so. I have a double with the Washington Generals.

damianmcr · Post by **damianmcr** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:01 pm

None of the Village team on tour in your part of the world Baggy?

big mervyn · Post by **big mervyn** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:46 pm

damianmcr wrote:None of the Village team on tour in your part of the world Baggy?

Not many of the Benidorm riff raff would make it down to Baggy's neck of the woods. Plenty of oranges but no orangemen

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:13 pm

big mervyn wrote:
damianmcr wrote:None of the Village team on tour in your part of the world Baggy?
Not many of the Benidorm riff raff would make it down to Baggy's neck of the woods. Plenty of oranges but no orangemen

I'm indebted to you Merv, I had no idea what Damo was on about. #scumbagsabroad

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:43 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote: #scumbagsabroad

So this is how you sign yourself when you go overseas?

Fair ennufski ..... don't see too many arguing with that.

damianmcr · Post by **damianmcr** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:57 pm

Nazi flegs in Carrick!

BuckRogers · Post by **BuckRogers** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:14 pm

damianmcr wrote:Nazi flegs in Carrick!

Incredible really, absolutely indefensible scumbags.

As someone who would, on occasion, be quite pessimistic about the depths some of the human race on this little isle can sink even this has surprised me a little.

I would sincerely cut off the hands of anyone I saw putting up a Swastika in my area.

Snipe Watson · Post by **Snipe Watson** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:53 pm

In the immortal words of Billy Hutchinson PUP: "You have to realise you are dealing with people with no brains"

big mervyn · Post by **big mervyn** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:19 am

Good old Amazon!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Giant-German-Wo ... ags+german

Didn't they just ban sales of the Confederate fleg

The UAFC