Image
Image
Image

Topics Calendar

October 2018

S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13
14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31

Who is online

In total there are 26 users online :: 6 registered, 0 hidden and 20 guests

Most users ever online was 454 on Sun Apr 15, 2018 7:04 pm

Registered users: Bing [Bot], Google [Bot], Kanbei, Majestic-12 [Bot], SemrushBot, YandexBot


Legend :: Administrators, Moderators

Statistics

Total posts 653462
Total topics 19078
Total members 2926
Our newest member Poth Ale

Liverpool FC

Fancy a pint? Join the crai­c and non-rugby topics here.

Moderators: The Fonz, Moderators

  • Advertisement

Topic Rating:
  • Not rated
  

Liverpool FC

Postby Alister Scott » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:41 pm

Just thought in the interests of "balance" there should be at least one other footy thread here.

For starters, thought we could start with a club close to the heart of the auther of the other thread.

Any other clubs deserving of their own thread?

Who will get us started on Liverpool FC (or to give them their full title Liverpool Fat Chance!)?
User avatar
Alister Scott
Steward
 
Posts: 843
Joined: Mon Jun 13, 2005 2:43 pm
Location: Alster Scots' Agency

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby HwoodMike2umate » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:29 pm

Sunday 25th October 2009

Liverpool 2 Man Utd scum 0


As Martin L. King once said to a mate - "Its great to beat the Basterds"
http://www.cryptome.org/

Klaatu barada nikto

Nollaig Shona Daoibh
User avatar
HwoodMike2umate
Lord Chancellor
 
Posts: 5495
Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: holywood (or glasgow)

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby HwoodMike2umate » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:49 pm

Liverpool - what more can i say.
http://www.cryptome.org/

Klaatu barada nikto

Nollaig Shona Daoibh
User avatar
HwoodMike2umate
Lord Chancellor
 
Posts: 5495
Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: holywood (or glasgow)

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:59 am

Any truth in the rumour that you are getting RAFA - El Camerero Rotundo !!! - for Christmas ????

Now that would be funny - a Scouse Pantomime :lol: Poor old Woy Hodgson, sold out for a fat Spanish waiter.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby brianc » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:04 pm

Dear auld Rafa says that Hodgson "can't find a priest in a mountain of sugar". I assume in Spanish that actually might mean something, but not sure I really understand.

Anyway, why would I want to find a priest? Far too busy for sex today >TB
User avatar
brianc
Warrior Assassin
 
Posts: 1416
Joined: Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:44 pm

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:13 pm

brianc wrote:Dear auld Rafa says that Hodgson "can't find a priest in a mountain of sugar". I assume in Spanish that actually might mean something, but not sure I really understand.

He was misquoted - he was actually asked for an example of how he did a team talk .... "[insert name of opponent] can't find a priest in a mountain of sugar" ..... now you understand the liverpool tactics during his tenure - or lack of!
No plan survives the first contact with the enemy!
User avatar
Cap'n Grumpy
Rí­ na Cúige Uladh
 
Posts: 12936
Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:21 pm
Location: second barrier up, at the half-way line ... or is the third?

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:20 am

Any truth in the rumour that Woy Hodgson is just about keeping the Wolves from the door ? Thought not :lol:

Bring back Rafa - the Fat Spanish Waiter.

rafa1.jpg
rafa1.jpg (51.29 KiB) Viewed 4555 times

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:15 pm

I had a dream last night that ML King was a Blackburn fan ....... can anyone confirm?
No plan survives the first contact with the enemy!
User avatar
Cap'n Grumpy
Rí­ na Cúige Uladh
 
Posts: 12936
Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:21 pm
Location: second barrier up, at the half-way line ... or is the third?

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:00 am

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:I had a dream last night that ML King was a Blackburn fan ....... can anyone confirm?


Are you talking MLKing senior or junior ? I only know about junior.

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby Snipe Watson » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:56 am

Old Roy must be on his way now with Saint Martin of Kilrea coming to the rescue
#NotMyCountry
User avatar
Snipe Watson
Rí­ na Cúige Uladh
 
Posts: 22826
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:42 pm

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Thu Jan 06, 2011 1:03 am

Snipe Watson wrote:Old Roy must be on his way now with Saint Martin of Kilrea coming to the rescue


Have a mate in Spain who is a devotee & he told me he is praying LFC get hammered by Utd at the weekend because that might be the unacceptable straw that breaks the camel's back & gets poor Woy the sack.

In many ways I wesented Woy being appointed because I have always detested LFC but think old Woy is too nice a man to hate - what a dilemma, so for me it would be a gweat welief to get someone in I could dislike (not MO'N of course) - bwing back Wafa, "The Fat Spanish Waiter" :wink:

rafa-benitez-spanish-waiter.jpg
rafa-benitez-spanish-waiter.jpg (139.35 KiB) Viewed 4427 times

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby HwoodMike2umate » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:32 pm

Prepare for 1.30pm Sunday 9th January 2011 - roll on. Watch this space.

Will you remember where you were that infamous day?
Will Martin L. King's grandson be there?
http://www.cryptome.org/

Klaatu barada nikto

Nollaig Shona Daoibh
User avatar
HwoodMike2umate
Lord Chancellor
 
Posts: 5495
Joined: Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:31 pm
Location: holywood (or glasgow)

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Thu Jan 06, 2011 4:28 pm

HwoodMike2umate wrote:Prepare for 1.30pm Sunday 9th January 2011 - roll on. Watch this space.

Will you remember where you were that infamous day?
Will Martin L. King's grandson be there?


Ledley related to MLK :shock:

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby Glynncommando » Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:11 pm

Adios Roy - hello Mr Dalglish.....interesting appointment - begs the question, was Roy a bad manager - or were the materials he had to work with over-rated, over-paid and over-wrought with the whole "we're brilliant us, Liverpool, top team, tradition, too good to go down, history, everyone loves us, we won trophies once, everythings against us, fact" schtick?
GC
"Out of Ulster have I come. Great hatred, little room - maimed me from the start. I carry from my mother's womb....a fanatic heart"
User avatar
Glynncommando
Warrior Assassin
 
Posts: 1321
Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:33 am
Location: Pastures new....but Glynn is still in my heart.

Re: Liverpool FC

Postby backawaygoonahead » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:20 pm

Poor old Woy, he never stood a chance with the pea-brained Scousers.
scousers.jpg
scousers.jpg (50.42 KiB) Viewed 4349 times


My constant desire is to see these ckeeky chappies humiliated & have traditionally hated their managers, except for my hero Souness who wrecked the club and especially the FSW - Rafa. In Woy's case I could never find it in my heart to hate him, he is far too decent a man by all accounts not to mention a successful manager.

First he had -
PoolOwners.jpg
PoolOwners.jpg (45.02 KiB) Viewed 4349 times


He had no money to improve the pathetic playing squad and finally he had a pillock who by rights should be serving time for being a bar-room brawling bully
scouse.jpg
scouse.jpg (22.34 KiB) Viewed 4349 times
who appears to be bigger than the club - certainly the managers, and plays well when he can occasionally be bothered.

It mightn't seem like it but Woy but, son you are better out of that hole. :salut:

Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!


Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.

Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
User avatar
backawaygoonahead
Chancellor to the King
 
Posts: 3706
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 10:21 am
Location: Bangor Co Down

Next


  • Advertisement

Return to The Back Room 'Lock In'

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests

Recent Forum Topics

!-- Piwik -->