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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Oct 15, 2018 9:14 pm

WeeWorld wrote:What do bill cosby and Sigmund freud have in common?

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby armalig » Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:35 am

Will glass coffins become popular ??....remains to be seen I guess. >EW
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Kofi Annan » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:49 pm

First rule of Fight Club:
Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian embassy
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:44 pm

At a Glasgow pub quiz the final question to win the £1000 jackpot is:
Take That's first album consisted of four words. The first two were "Take That". What were the other two?
After a long pause, a wee Glasgae man stands up and says:
Was it "Ya bar steward"?
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Kofi Annan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:49 pm

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
Forty years later, to the day
#MeToo made him pay.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Kofi Annan » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:02 am

A young lad knocked on the door last night and said "Trick or Treat?"
I says "What have you come as?"
He said "A werewolf."
I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes"
He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?"
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Mon Oct 29, 2018 10:09 am

Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve
Rolls up sleeve

… Octopus preparing for a fight
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:19 pm

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby big mervyn » Thu Nov 01, 2018 8:10 pm

Insomniacs!

Just 4 more sleeps 'til Christmas :thumleft:
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Dave » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:33 pm

I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Russ » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:33 am

Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Dave » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:38 am

Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Russ » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:39 am

Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
A walking comedy
Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked

Painful to even think about

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Dave » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:42 am

Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:Joey Carberrys 3 minutes against Argentina

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His only contribution was to kick the ball out on the full.
A walking comedy
Imagine putting Joey into a RWC quarter final when janny gets crocked

Painful to even think about

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Re: Joke of the Day

Postby Russ » Mon Nov 12, 2018 11:49 am

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