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Tidings of comfort and joy.

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In the words of the old Christmas qune, God rest ye Gerry mentalmen, let nothing you dismay. Something like that anyway.

Anyway, speaking of mental men, I almost choked on my toast when reading that half Australian, half Japanese, New England coach Edward Jones is set to appoint 100% KiwiBastard Dylan Hartley as his England captain in succession to all round good fellow, Flight Lieutenant Robshaw.

Now Flight may have had his critics, but he is comparatively speaking, a proper gent........ Hartley?

Can Jones really think the moron will not disgrace both himself and the England jumper? I fear this is what you get when foreign Johnnies are invited to participate in the rugby of established grand old nations. Ireland too are suffering the self inflicted indignities of having two wretches from the arseend of the commonwealth ruining provincial rugby.

Dear to us as the provinces are, the potential to damage the tattered reputation of the only NH RWC winning nation shows the rag tag and bobtail collection of Blazers who are running the eRFU and running it badly, having already been ridden stupid by the PRL.

I look forward with eager anticipation to the coming car crash. This should be fun.
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I nearly choked on my cereal when I saw it :lol: :lol: :lol: Even my 11 year son thought it was hilarious!

Best laugh I've had in a long time - still smiling :D

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Well it's taken just 8 days short of a year since Japanese Eddie appointed Dylan Hartley captain of England, it was a matter of time and true to form he throws a cheap swinger arm/punch from behind SOB's back.

Boom Hartley implodes :cherry:

Red card, thank you Santa. >santawink

Japanese Eddie head in his hands, poor ould Jim Mallinder just looked as if .......... Fukk Me. :duh:

Mexico 10-20 in front at the Gardens, should see it home against 14 men.
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He's the gift that keeps on giving ...... now spread across three threads on this forum :lol:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:He's the gift that keeps on giving ...... now spread across three threads on this forum :lol:
I chose wisely, seasonal and older than imposter threads. :thumleft: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:He's the gift that keeps on giving ...... now spread across three threads on this forum :lol:
I chose wisely, seasonal and older than imposter threads. :thumleft: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What makes you happy thread is older than this one Baggy! :lol:
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A marvellous turn of events. I recently read in an English paper how he was a sure thing to captain the Lions in the land of his birth now that he has overcome the disciplinary issues that had beset him in previous seasons. Oh how I laughed. He really is an embarrassment to everyone associated with him.
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Fair enough, I hadn't looked, just assume you and a chube had fired off new threads unnecessarily.

I'm happy that this is clearly the appropriate place despite it making me happier than I've been all day. :lol:
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Yes Snipe, you just know with him that it is all just a matter of when & what this time, take your pick from gouges, bites and his trademark blindside cheapshot.

The best thing about it is that looking at the events, there is no room for "oh he mistimed it" or was wrong footed, just a cheap nasty piece of thuggery, a wild swing.
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Snipe Watson wrote:A marvellous turn of events. I recently read in an English paper how he was a sure thing to captain the Lions in the land of his birth now that he has overcome the disciplinary issues that had beset him in previous seasons. Oh how I laughed. He really is an embarrassment to everyone associated with him.
He's an out and out disgrace but I wouldn't be surprised if he's defended by all around him again.

He's almost as Teflon as old Gerry 'I wasn't in the RA' Adams ffs!
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Wee Woman wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:A marvellous turn of events. I recently read in an English paper how he was a sure thing to captain the Lions in the land of his birth now that he has overcome the disciplinary issues that had beset him in previous seasons. Oh how I laughed. He really is an embarrassment to everyone associated with him.
He's an out and out disgrace but I wouldn't be surprised if he's defended by all around him again.

He's almost as Teflon as old Gerry 'I wasn't in the RA' Adams ffs!
I see Gerry travelled first class to Cuba for Castro's funeral. There's a real Marxist for you.
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He's got a bit of dog about him.
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Snipe Watson wrote:
Wee Woman wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:A marvellous turn of events. I recently read in an English paper how he was a sure thing to captain the Lions in the land of his birth now that he has overcome the disciplinary issues that had beset him in previous seasons. Oh how I laughed. He really is an embarrassment to everyone associated with him.
He's an out and out disgrace but I wouldn't be surprised if he's defended by all around him again.

He's almost as Teflon as old Gerry 'I wasn't in the RA' Adams ffs!
I see Gerry travelled first class to Cuba for Castro's funeral. There's a real Marxist for you.
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Dave wrote:He's got a bit of dog about him.
Set the dogs about him.
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Snipe Watson wrote:
Wee Woman wrote:
Snipe Watson wrote:A marvellous turn of events. I recently read in an English paper how he was a sure thing to captain the Lions in the land of his birth now that he has overcome the disciplinary issues that had beset him in previous seasons. Oh how I laughed. He really is an embarrassment to everyone associated with him.
He's an out and out disgrace but I wouldn't be surprised if he's defended by all around him again.

He's almost as Teflon as old Gerry 'I wasn't in the RA' Adams ffs!
I see Gerry travelled first class to Cuba for Castro's funeral. There's a real Marxist for you.
The Stickies were the real Marxists.

The Provies were always more socially conservative.
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