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Don't tell anyone but........

Today being Sunday and my scheduled day off I was enticed to work (offered double time and a Fish Supper from The Bethany). So, there I was up on the flood lights cleaning the glass when......Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.

Then I heard the words,"Ethel, it's time, you are in the squad" Well blow my fuses I couldn't believe it she was picked after all this time.

The Bear is not happy, I hear he has been in training all week, drinking pints(non alcoholic) in various watering holes, eating noodles and peri peri chicken in certain well known establishments.

Roll on Friday.

theundercoverspark wrote:Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.

Thats it, Ethel is running the tryline with a big mug of latte, Cave for a hat trick on Friday night

Rooster wrote:

theundercoverspark wrote:Guess what, it was yer woman Ethel doing a bench press, a star jump, a trolley dash (along the touch line),sitting on the bench while making a latte for the BOSS.

Thats it, Ethel is running the tryline with a big mug of latte, Cave for a hat trick on Friday night

beat me to it

LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Aye, trouble is you'd both beat Cave to it. He's too slow and lazy to be bothered trying to beat either of you.

Unless we were heading for a latte.

Snipe Watson wrote:

LastKnightoftheproms wrote:Aye, trouble is you'd both beat Cave to it. He's too slow and lazy to be bothered trying to beat either of you.

Unless we were heading for a latte.

He'd feckin kill the both of us if we got there first

We'll keep going until he retracts

Snipe Watson wrote:We'll keep going until he retracts

2 trys in one match should let him off the hook as long as he has more than 10m to run.