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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Joe Schmo » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:41 pm

Classy bird, she does realise that only people like Russ have the right to call her milf it's not really a title one bestows ones self. Also says a lot about Ireland's economy if one of its richest men is only worth £63 million, what a pile of keek anyway why am I even commenting on this, you'd think there'd be more exciting things to discuss like can Olding kick it and is Joe Barakat actually a forwards coach?
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:27 pm

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:IN respect of the above tittle tattle:

I hear from a source that Mrs D, three times voted Ulster MILF of the Year, just couldn't stand the embarrassment of so called ex-rugby playing athlete, Si, driving an automatic. A mutual friend tells me that "party girl" Mrs D says, "I was broke with the shame of it, so I was, quite honestly I'd rather have my pipes cleaned by an old codger in a Ford Anglia ..........anything but a man in a girlie automatic".

Si, has not been answering my calls, so I know of no excuses for a man driving an automatic.

A spokesperson close to Mr D apparently has stated that when he wanted to buy a non-automatic version of the car, it was only available with a "Mondeo" badge on it.


Nothing wrong with a Mondeo Grumps, other than I was almost arrested for possession of one? Well I say possession .......... lack of possession would be more like it.

As is my wont I took the cheapest "good wee motor" I could find which happened to be a Mondeo, had had it for a couple of months & it was doing it's job, unlike Ulster's pack yesterday, then one night when I was working late ........it got st'owl.

Next morning as I was trying to sort my life out, two Roberts strolled up my driveway and asked do you own a Ford Mondeo number *^%$£"" (my personalised number plate) "I certainly do" says I, expecting to be told where they had found it. "Well then Sir, can you account for your movements last night?", "Aye says I, I spent most of it wondering WTF my car was, I reported it stolen to Strandtown Barracks".

They were heavily suspicious until they checked that I had indeed reported it stolen, they then told me it had been "used in a job" (job unspecified) then burnt out in West Belfast. That was my last Ford Mondeo, pity it was a right decent motor, "low mileage sir, goes like a dream, one careful old coffin dodger from new". >EW
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Cap'n Grumpy » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:34 pm

BaggyTrousers wrote:Nothing wrong with a Mondeo Grumps,

Did I say otherwise?

Must be using the wrong bait ..... was hoping for another catch! :lol:
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Russ » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:42 pm

Joe Schmo wrote:Classy bird, she does realise that only people like Russ have the right to call her milf it's not really a title one bestows ones self. Also says a lot about Ireland's economy if one of its richest men is only worth £63 million, what a pile of keek anyway why am I even commenting on this, you'd think there'd be more exciting things to discuss like can Olding kick it and is Joe Barakat actually a forwards coach?

I caught a 5am flight this morning

I can read my name but I cannot piece together the background of this
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby big mervyn » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:46 pm

Russ wrote:
Joe Schmo wrote:Classy bird, she does realise that only people like Russ have the right to call her milf it's not really a title one bestows ones self. Also says a lot about Ireland's economy if one of its richest men is only worth £63 million, what a pile of keek anyway why am I even commenting on this, you'd think there'd be more exciting things to discuss like can Olding kick it and is Joe Barakat actually a forwards coach?

I caught a 5am flight this morning

I can read my name but I cannot piece together the background of this

To you she might be a MILF.

Rest of us are too old.

Our MILFs are your GILFS (or GGILFS :lol: )
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Russ » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:50 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Russ wrote:
Joe Schmo wrote:Classy bird, she does realise that only people like Russ have the right to call her milf it's not really a title one bestows ones self. Also says a lot about Ireland's economy if one of its richest men is only worth £63 million, what a pile of keek anyway why am I even commenting on this, you'd think there'd be more exciting things to discuss like can Olding kick it and is Joe Barakat actually a forwards coach?

I caught a 5am flight this morning

I can read my name but I cannot piece together the background of this

To you she might be a MILF.

Rest of us are too old.

Our MILFs are your GILFS (or GGILFS )

Ever tried typing Milf into pornhub?

Essentially if they've reached 25 they're classes as a Milf
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Deraless » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:44 pm

Does MILF not just imply a mum? These days you be on the Adam Johnson register and be coortin a MILF.
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby shamalicious » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:52 pm

Anyone else irked that the article says "Stunning Olivia Jane Danielli is charged with unlawfully assaulting her 6ft 2in former rugby international hubby Simon Danielli on August 9 last year."

Mentioning her looks and his height basically implies she either didn't do it or takes the pi$h out of Simon for being assaulted by a woman.

Total rag of a paper.
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Wee Woman » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:01 pm

shamalicious wrote:Anyone else irked that the article says "Stunning Olivia Jane Danielli is charged with unlawfully assaulting her 6ft 2in former rugby international hubby Simon Danielli on August 9 last year."

Mentioning her looks and his height basically implies she either didn't do it or takes the pi$h out of Simon for being assaulted by a woman.

Total rag of a paper.


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You can just imagine how this would have played out in the media had the shoe been on the other foot.
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby big mervyn » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:09 pm

Wee Woman wrote:
You can just imagine how this would have played out in the media had the shoe been on the other foot.

Probably 6ft 6in former rugby player, if he'd been in her heels
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Jackie Brown » Mon Feb 22, 2016 9:48 pm

She's a millbag

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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Joe Schmo » Mon Feb 22, 2016 10:07 pm

Jackie Brown wrote:She's a millbag

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Clearly. Mind you he's been caught driving an automatic.....
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby BaggyTrousers » Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:04 am

Wee Woman wrote:
shamalicious wrote:Anyone else irked that the article says "Stunning Olivia Jane Danielli is charged with unlawfully assaulting her 6ft 2in former rugby international hubby Simon Danielli on August 9 last year."

Mentioning her looks and his height basically implies she either didn't do it or takes the pi$h out of Simon for being assaulted by a woman.

Total rag of a paper.


+1

You can just imagine how this would have played out in the media had the shoe been on the other foot.


Ladies as well you know I am "female friendly" , am an equality lover in all things be that loving something or hating it,and I absolutely share your feelings on this bullshite. Any mention of a woman in the news usually starts with, "....... wearing a " as if what she is wearing has something to do with what she is saying or doing.

Now having said that, I have just seen Teresa Villiers on the news and I'm happy to report, what she was wearing had no impact on my thoughts, I couldn't tell you what she was wearing or how her make up looked ................... my thoughts are unimportant I suppose, except to me .......... but having gone this far I suppose I may as well share them , they were that I wouldn't ride her if I was chained to her, she's a horrible Tory bitch.
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby BR » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:45 am

shamalicious wrote:Anyone else irked that the article says "Stunning Olivia Jane Danielli is charged with unlawfully assaulting her 6ft 2in former rugby international hubby Simon Danielli on August 9 last year."

Mentioning her looks and his height basically implies she either didn't do it or takes the pi$h out of Simon for being assaulted by a woman.

Total rag of a paper.

Exactly - she's only at trial! It should be 'Allegedly stunning ...'

It remains up to the prosecution to prove that she stunned anyone.
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Re: SIMON DANIELLI RETIRES WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT

Postby Kofi Annan » Tue Feb 23, 2016 8:56 am

BaggyTrousers wrote:
Wee Woman wrote:
shamalicious wrote:Anyone else irked that the article says "Stunning Olivia Jane Danielli is charged with unlawfully assaulting her 6ft 2in former rugby international hubby Simon Danielli on August 9 last year."

Mentioning her looks and his height basically implies she either didn't do it or takes the pi$h out of Simon for being assaulted by a woman.

Total rag of a paper.


+1

You can just imagine how this would have played out in the media had the shoe been on the other foot.


Ladies as well you know I am "female friendly" , am an equality lover in all things be that loving something or hating it,and I absolutely share your feelings on this bullshite. Any mention of a woman in the news usually starts with, "....... wearing a " as if what she is wearing has something to do with what she is saying or doing.

Now having said that, I have just seen Teresa Villiers on the news and I'm happy to report, what she was wearing had no impact on my thoughts, I couldn't tell you what she was wearing or how her make up looked ................... my thoughts are unimportant I suppose, except to me .......... but having gone this far I suppose I may as well share them , they were that I wouldn't ride her if I was chained to her, she's a horrible Tory bitch.


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