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Re: Stand Up

Postby big mervyn » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:04 pm

Dave wrote:
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I'm wondering if Humphreys caps from the amateur era...


When did that actually end, at UR?

Very good :lol:
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Re: Stand Up

Postby BaggyTrousers » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:52 pm

Snipe Watson wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:Has Ken gone yet, he maybe twinned his departure with great Ulsterman, Gerard Adams, legend.

Well they both hail from the same general part of town. So there could have been some sort of mutual understanding, although Ken was in the RA.


The break you took has done you the world of good Snipe, used to be you were never funny, that's two belters in a week. :lol: :thumleft: :thumleft: :thumleft:
Support the team and coaching staff. Forget the rest,BUT NEVER MOVE ON.

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Re: Stand Up

Postby BaggyTrousers » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:13 pm

By the way, it appears I will not be the new editor of Stan'Up, I made a generous offer to only seek reimbursement for trips back for interviews and the like, from my sunny residence, plus a small stipend but not even the courtesy of a reply. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I can only say to the URSC the following wise words - manners maketh man - I made the offer in good faith.

Their loss, amongst my ideas for the new look mag, was a revolutionary idea to introduce a page 3 photoshoot of props with their yams out, cunningly called "Props with their Yams out". Issue 1, Diddies McCall with his triple Dz in various suggestive poses.

Another was a satirical look back at the highlights of sacked Coaches & CEOs, I'd rather hoped Terry WD Slogan would join me to kick things off, question one: "Well Terry, thanks for joining me, eh............your name, where did the initials WD come from?"

There would also have been a kids corner, including "An introduction to appropriate swearing on match nights", plus a competition for weans, the winner getting to facepaint a 2BC member ...............or HWM, with a baseball bat.

And Issue 1 would have carried an absolutely free, print at home and glue to your rear car windie sticker with a red hand giving a Churchillian 2 fingered salute on one side beside the letters "FROFIRFUC" and on the other side a chalk outline of a murder scene looking for all the world like a Nucifora shaped outline.

As I say, their loss. :roll:
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Re: Stand Up

Postby Dave » Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:20 pm

Yams, satire and a baseball bat for HWM....sign him up ffs!!!
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Re: Stand Up

Postby Russ » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:07 pm

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Re: Stand Up

Postby Liz Fraser » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:21 am

BaggyTrousers wrote:By the way, it appears I will not be the new editor of Stan'Up, I made a generous offer to only seek reimbursement for trips back for interviews and the like, from my sunny residence, plus a small stipend but not even the courtesy of a reply. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I can only say to the URSC the following wise words - manners maketh man - I made the offer in good faith.

Their loss, amongst my ideas for the new look mag, was a revolutionary idea to introduce a page 3 photoshoot of props with their yams out, cunningly called "Props with their Yams out". Issue 1, Diddies McCall with his triple Dz in various suggestive poses.

Another was a satirical look back at the highlights of sacked Coaches & CEOs, I'd rather hoped Terry WD Slogan would join me to kick things off, question one: "Well Terry, thanks for joining me, eh............your name, where did the initials WD come from?"

There would also have been a kids corner, including "An introduction to appropriate swearing on match nights", plus a competition for weans, the winner getting to facepaint a 2BC member ...............or HWM, with a baseball bat.

And Issue 1 would have carried an absolutely free, print at home and glue to your rear car windie sticker with a red hand giving a Churchillian 2 fingered salute on one side beside the letters "FROFIRFUC" and on the other side a chalk outline of a murder scene looking for all the world like a Nucifora shaped outline.

As I say, their loss. :roll:

Superb stuff Baggy and I especially love the page 3 'one for the ladies', section which takes me back to the days when porn editors thought it apt that they included black and white Polaroids of pencil dicked, balding middle aged men with tape over their eyes, keeping modesty firmly in tact.
The sole aim presumably was quenching a womans sexual appetite whilst indulging in the thrill sharing her other halfs porn collection.
In the interest of balance obviously.
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