Things lost at Twickenham on Sat 6th April 2013

[HwoodMike2umate]

No lost wallets this time but at the end of the game before leaving the ground we did manage to lose 3 yella flegs, one red & white chequered fleg and more importantly our HOLYWOOD ON TOUR banner made from a Bahrani fleg/banner with a big red hand on the white bit and HOLYWOOD ON TOUR in white sticky tape on the red bit. It's hardly much use to anyone and there is a pint for anyone who can locate it for us. They were all in a pile on the ground, I go to the loo and junior and mates go to the bar and by the time we meet up at the exit we realise they were abandoned and despite retracing our steps nothing was found. 2 Santa caps also disappeared before midnight but that's another story altogether.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

No lost wallets this time but at the end of the game before leaving the ground we did manage to lose 3 yella flegs, one red & white chequered fleg and more importantly our HOLYWOOD ON TOUR banner made from a Bahrani fleg/banner with a big red hand on the white bit and HOLYWOOD ON TOUR in white sticky tape on the red bit. It's hardly much use to anyone and there is a pint for anyone who can locate it for us. They were all in a pile on the ground, I go to the loo and junior and mates go to the bar and by the time we meet up at the exit we realise they were abandoned and despite retracing our steps nothing was found. 2 Santa caps also disappeared before midnight but that's another story altogether.

Oh dear - life's tuff!

[Rooster]

No lost wallets this time but at the end of the game before leaving the ground we did manage to lose 3 yella flegs, one red & white chequered fleg and more importantly our HOLYWOOD ON TOUR banner made from a Bahrani fleg/banner with a big red hand on the white bit and HOLYWOOD ON TOUR in white sticky tape on the red bit. It's hardly much use to anyone and there is a pint for anyone who can locate it for us. They were all in a pile on the ground, I go to the loo and junior and mates go to the bar and by the time we meet up at the exit we realise they were abandoned and despite retracing our steps nothing was found. 2 Santa caps also disappeared before midnight but that's another story altogether.

You great horlix you had them with you and the santa hat on walking down the street with me when you started to try and chat up a rather delectable young brunette who was talking to me en route to the station, you then vanished, she said you tripped but I think she shoved you into someones garden !

[Kofi Annan]

No lost wallets this time but at the end of the game before leaving the ground we did manage to lose 3 yella flegs, one red & white chequered fleg and more importantly our HOLYWOOD ON TOUR banner made from a Bahrani fleg/banner with a big red hand on the white bit and HOLYWOOD ON TOUR in white sticky tape on the red bit. It's hardly much use to anyone and there is a pint for anyone who can locate it for us. They were all in a pile on the ground, I go to the loo and junior and mates go to the bar and by the time we meet up at the exit we realise they were abandoned and despite retracing our steps nothing was found. 2 Santa caps also disappeared before midnight but that's another story altogether.

Oh dear - life's tuff!

Could be worse , ya could have left two giant Kukri Ulster Shirts at yer ar$e

[HwoodMike2umate]

Ok folks, having pondered the matter further there is a slight change in our story, albeit recollections are somewhat hazy - think post match we (Inc flegs and banner) got as far as Cabbage Patch, put our stuff down either outside it, inside it or in the beer garden and by the time we next meet up at a Kebab House down the road we realise what we have mislaid.
For the avoidance of any doubt I woke up on sunday beside my Santa Cap - twas others who lost theirs.

[Jackie Brown]

I like the fact you're worried about losing your flags but no worries about losing your dignity...

[Kofi Annan]

I like the fact you're worried about losing your flags but no worries about losing your dignity...

Oh That was lost a long time ago when English Mike became Holywood Mick

[Rooster]

Ok folks, having pondered the matter further there is a slight change in our story, albeit recollections are somewhat hazy - think post match we (Inc flegs and banner) got as far as Cabbage Patch, put our stuff down either outside it, inside it or in the beer garden and by the time we next meet up at a Kebab House down the road we realise what we have mislaid.
For the avoidance of any doubt I woke up on sunday beside my Santa Cap - twas others who lost theirs.

Do you remember falling/shoved into garden ?

[Kofi Annan]

Mike, I believe Ulster will be bringing out Ulster Onesys next season , my money is on you to be the first to wear one to Ravers, with the Cap'n a close second.

[HwoodMike2umate]

Jackie B, forget my dignity, but I will more than slightly embarrassed should our "Holywood On Tour" banner suddenly appear in the hands of the scumbags who'll probably be protesting at Maggie's funeral next week.