Scarlets trilogy

[Dave]

Jake ball in the 2nd row and Rawlins to 6 will give their pack a size boost which was the issue their fans were bemoaning last week.

[BaggyTrousers]

I'll be shocked if we don't beat the BRexit voting sheepworriers. Almost as shocked as if we sign any decent NIQs next season. That said, I expect it to be the usual, tight as a duck's shitebax, with many moments of concern.

[Tender]

Stop with the worrying Dave, we’ve got this.

[Dave]

Stop with the worrying Dave, we’ve got this.

Sorry, I've just buzzed my kaks.

[UlsterNo9]

No more sleeps to match day!

[Tender]

Hardcore, staying up all night. I’m to old for that crack. It’s pipe and slippers and an early night for me tonight. Then a hearty breakfast of porridge and a bacon buttie. Rock and indeed Roll .

[UlsterNo9]

Hardcore, staying up all night. I’m to old for that crack. It’s pipe and slippers and an early night for me tonight. Then a hearty breakfast of porridge and a bacon buttie. Rock and indeed Roll .

Cannot sleep the night before.... to exited!

I'm a porridge with bacon on french stick and lashings of real butter myself.

Porridge sometimes plain sometimes with a drop of honey or if its a big day I'll throw a shot of Blackbush on top. Delicious!

[Tender]

Don’t go Nigella on us. Bacon buttie, always brown sauce (red is for Mercans and girlies), real butter and if you must mess with it, go with cheese.

[jackthelad]

Hardcore, staying up all night. I’m to old for that crack. It’s pipe and slippers and an early night for me tonight. Then a hearty breakfast of porridge and a bacon buttie. Rock and indeed Roll .

Cannot sleep the night before.... to exited!

I'm a porridge with bacon on french stick and lashings of real butter myself.

Porridge sometimes plain sometimes with a drop of honey or if its a big day I'll throw a shot of Blackbush on top. Delicious!

Doesn't the porridge make the bread soggy?

[BaggyTrousers]

No more sleeps to match day!

The very definition of Buzzin', in contrast, I've come over all sleepy having woken at 6 am with a burning chest and had to get upright, feckin' acid. Think I shall nap for much of the even and start Buzzin' in the morning.

A wee bite and a couple of swallies pre-match sounds attractive. Hopefully a decentish night and a good game. G'wan

For any of you driving, remember, a sober home is a happy home, especially when Los Federales have a stiff one for swallyin' drivers pre-Claus. If you are just a wee bit pished, don't expect any generous sanity from the peelers, in December, everybody knows there is no sanity clause. (copyright Marx Bros)

Stay safe and don't kill anybody FFFS, ye hea'?

[BaggyTrousers]

Don’t go Nigella on us. Bacon buttie, always brown sauce (red is for Mercans and girlies), real butter and if you must mess with it, go with cheese.

Tender, this is becoming a bad habit, sadly I have to take you up on that. Forget Lions, the pig is the king of all beasts, a proper lashing of bacon in a bap has no need for sauce, I always give people my most withering look when they ask, "would you like any sauce". In days gone by I would ask, "why is your food tasteless"?

Properly cooked good quality bacon, preferably smoked for me, not cooked to buggery, albeit I'm as fond of a bit of buggery as the next man. It is a thing of joy and should not be spoiled by some mass produced garbage full to the brim of flavourings and about 25% sugar.

Each to their own Tender but I urge you to use only the finest ingredients in yer bacon bap, it will reward you many times over. If you want some additional flavouring, go natural, an egg fried in butter. Now there is a quality "sauce".

That apart, enjoy yer buttie.

[big mervyn]

I'm a porridge with bacon on french stick and lashings of real butter myself.

A porridge and bacon bap?

[BaggyTrousers]

Ah FFFS, did yis see who the ref is? Luke Pearce, he is a rotten wee chube. There may be trouble ahead ......... but whilst there's moonlight and love and romance, let's face the music ..........and dance.

[BaggyTrousers]

I'm a porridge with bacon on french stick and lashings of real butter myself.

A porridge and bacon bap?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, not for me, I will not willingly eat gruel.

[Tender]

Salted porridge and bacon bap. Put hairs on yer chest.
Baggy, we had the sauce debate on at least one previous occasion so I knew you’d be withering me with your stare.
Think I’ll start my pre-match right now with a Norwegian. Have a pleasant evening and wrap up warm. It’s gone a bit Baltic.