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Incontrovertible Facts

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There is a scurrilous rumour abroad that there hasn’t been a fact on this forum in 4 years (copyright Dave). If this forum is to survive it must occasionally deal in fact, therefore this thread is essential.

To make it more interesting, I propose a format of multiple choice, leaving the reader to pick the fact:

1) Terry Shame Slogan was a hero of the Falklands War and personally taught the Marines how to give a lad a slap.
2) Terry Slogan was head of the RNLI, Coca Cola Russia and Harland and Wolff, not necessarily at the same time.
3) Shame Slogan is Norn Irons answer to King Midas .... sorry King Midas’s littleknown brother, Shitfinger Midas.
4) UR ST sales are 1000 behind last seasons total, which was 800short of the previous years figure, the FIRFUCs are dungin’ it.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Joey Carberry orchestrated an alleged plot to out Paddy Jackson including using his family links into the media to push the lies in order to get Paddy removed from the IRFU plans for the RWC

Joey Carberry is Ireland's second best 10

Paddy Jackson said spit in a private conversation. The same types of private conversation Labour and Conservatives passed a bill to second reading yesterday in order to get access to in order to identify thought crime

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Paddy Jackson ate my hamster

Paddy Jackson shagged my hamster

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The Hond is a professional rugby player.
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Sweet holy FFFS didn't think the format was asking too much. Close the thread.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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Re point 4; less than 12k for 2 decent openers suggests that pay as you go punters are also staying away. Factor in the fact that non interpro games will have 1000+ freebies on average and it's not too rosy.
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big mervyn wrote:Re point 4; less than 12k for 2 decent openers suggests that pay as you go punters are also staying away. Factor in the fact that non interpro games will have 1000+ freebies on average and it's not too rosy.
Yip, should have been two of the more attractive fixtures given they are our main contenders to finish behind Mexico, FIRFUCs are bricking it.

Here is another incontrovertible fact free of charge: Treviso have the highest wages budget in the Pro14. :shock: :shock: :shock: I believe it's in the region of €11M
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BaggyTrousers wrote:There is a scurrilous rumour abroad that there hasn’t been a fact on this forum in 4 years (copyright Dave). If this forum is to survive it must occasionally deal in fact, therefore this thread is essential.

To make it more interesting, I propose a format of multiple choice, leaving the reader to pick the fact:

1) Terry Shame Slogan was a hero of the Falklands War and personally taught the Marines how to give a lad a slap.
2) Terry Slogan was head of the RNLI, Coca Cola Russia and Harland and Wolff, not necessarily at the same time.
3) Shame Slogan is Norn Irons answer to King Midas .... sorry King Midas’s littleknown brother, Shitfinger Midas.
4) UR ST sales are 1000 behind last seasons total, which was 800short of the previous years figure, the FIRFUCs are dungin’ it.
Number 4 looks to be a solid.

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1) Ulster have rebuilt incredibly quickly and at this stage look odds-on to win the Pro14
2) Munster have the greatest outhalf in world rugby
3) Connacht may well win a second title in 4 years
4) All Mexicans are Kunts.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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A) English referees are perfect.
B) Premiership referees are way better than Pro 14 refs.
C) All referees hate Edinburgh.
D) There is a lack of consistency among referees.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:A) English referees are perfect.
B) Premiership referees are way better than Pro 14 refs.
C) All referees hate Edinburgh.
D) There is a lack of consistency among referees.
Shirley some Pro14 refs are premiership refs.
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1) Ulster have the best backrow in Europe.
2) John Inverdale is not a massive tool.
3) Ringrose defends the 13 channel consistently well.
4) Writing 'spit' on a private message is punishable by death.
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BR wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:A) English referees are perfect.
B) Premiership referees are way better than Pro 14 refs.
C) All referees hate Edinburgh.
D) There is a lack of consistency among referees.
Shirley some Pro14 refs are premiership refs.
BaggyTrousers wrote:To make it more interesting, I propose a format of multiple choice, leaving the reader to pick the fact:
Well done BR - I take that you're suggesting that 'B' is NOT an incontrovertible fact. :thumleft:
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