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MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Talk about the men in white, and everything Ulster!!

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Who was yer MOTM?

W Addison
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C Gilroy
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D Cave
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S McCloskey
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H Speight
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B Burns
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J Cooney
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J Andrew
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T O'Toole
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A O'Connor
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I Henderson
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M Coetzee
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S Reidy
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N Timoney
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A McBurney
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Total votes : 47

Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Gerald the Mole » Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:55 pm

WestDr wrote:
Deraless wrote:
Gerald the Mole wrote:So, what happened to chubby Sparky
Squad rotation.
I understand that there are 2 Sparkys this season. From what I hear the selection came down to a final 3 consisting of a man from UIster, a woman from Ulster and an Englishman resident in Ulster. And the final two were the woman and the Englishman...... So IF this is accurate then a different performance from week to week is only to be expected. Why is that not surprising with Ulster Rugby ?


Two Sparkys, what the feck, typical Ulster Rugby, so who is in charge of Ulster at the moment that Billy Liar has left
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Rooster » Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:33 pm

Gerald the Mole wrote:
WestDr wrote:
Deraless wrote:
Gerald the Mole wrote:So, what happened to chubby Sparky
Squad rotation.
I understand that there are 2 Sparkys this season. From what I hear the selection came down to a final 3 consisting of a man from UIster, a woman from Ulster and an Englishman resident in Ulster. And the final two were the woman and the Englishman...... So IF this is accurate then a different performance from week to week is only to be expected. Why is that not surprising with Ulster Rugby ?


Two Sparkys, what the feck, typical Ulster Rugby, so who is in charge of Ulster at the moment that Billy Liar has left
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Tender » Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:17 am

And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby big mervyn » Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:04 am

Tender wrote:And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.

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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby GUBU » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:16 am

Tender wrote:And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.


The new gender fluid Sparky is going to leave a lot of folks confused.

One week 'she's' four foot tall, huffing and puffing round the touchline with wide hips and pendulous breasts. The next week, 'he' appears to have lost two stone, grown a foot and a half and, judging by those press ups, is enjoying the benefits of viagra now being available over the counter.

I'm all for inclusivity, but I suspect it's only a matter of time before Sparky has to be removed during a game - either by St John's Ambulance, or the PSNI.
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby rumncoke » Mon Sep 03, 2018 9:33 pm

Baggy

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And my limit is two not three


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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:30 pm

jackthelad wrote:
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Isn't there a town in Lionelland called Twitchen? I hope he's had the good grace to buy a house there, maybe in a village close by called Facialtick.

It's about Les's level, Lionel Shyte Division.

Speak of Ealing, I know a particularly rude Limerick about a girl from Ealing. Donald Trump loves it.

There was a young girl from Ealing...


Is that the acrobatic one....aiming high?


The very one, fine girl, could squeeze the beg aff ye.
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby BaggyTrousers » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:37 pm

rumncoke wrote:Baggy

There was a young tart at olllie’s
Said it’s rugby lads for me
I don’t give a
But I have a great suck
And my limit is two not three


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Ron'n, I'm the soul of decency, I never like to pish on another man's chips, but FFFS Ron'n, if you can't make the fecker rhyme, it's not a Limerick. A Doran could make it rhyme I'm quite sure, a very inventive young lady.

You should buy one of those Alexa yokes and ask "how do I make a Limerick rhyme"?
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby rumncoke » Mon Sep 03, 2018 11:56 pm

It might have started her initials were A D

but one hates to be obvious


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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Russ » Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:47 pm

Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?

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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Dave » Mon Sep 10, 2018 9:08 pm

Russ wrote:
Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?

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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby 222toHounslow » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:45 am

Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?

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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Russ » Tue Sep 11, 2018 9:46 am

222toHounslow wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:
Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?

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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Rooster » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:09 am

I think that was a different Sparky than the first 2
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Re: MOTM Ulster vs Scarlets

Postby Russ » Tue Sep 11, 2018 10:11 am

Rooster wrote:I think that was a different Sparky than the first 2
A 3rd sparky?
I see we've managed to buy a bee uniform too

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