Two Sparkys, what the feck, typical Ulster Rugby, so who is in charge of Ulster at the moment that Billy Liar has leftWestDr wrote:I understand that there are 2 Sparkys this season. From what I hear the selection came down to a final 3 consisting of a man from UIster, a woman from Ulster and an Englishman resident in Ulster. And the final two were the woman and the Englishman...... So IF this is accurate then a different performance from week to week is only to be expected. Why is that not surprising with Ulster Rugby ?Deraless wrote:Squad rotation.Gerald the Mole wrote:So, what happened to chubby Sparky
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Hopefully someone with senseGerald the Mole wrote:Two Sparkys, what the feck, typical Ulster Rugby, so who is in charge of Ulster at the moment that Billy Liar has leftWestDr wrote:I understand that there are 2 Sparkys this season. From what I hear the selection came down to a final 3 consisting of a man from UIster, a woman from Ulster and an Englishman resident in Ulster. And the final two were the woman and the Englishman...... So IF this is accurate then a different performance from week to week is only to be expected. Why is that not surprising with Ulster Rugby ?Deraless wrote:Squad rotation.Gerald the Mole wrote:So, what happened to chubby Sparky
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And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.
Horny Sparky, out now.
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FFS! Keep him away from Ollies!Tender wrote:And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.
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The new gender fluid Sparky is going to leave a lot of folks confused.Tender wrote:And I don’t think I ever saw Norman kissing supporters . The Mem Stand was positively undone by such an outrageous show of public affection. I had to avert my gaze and the lady in front of me was forced to shield her child’s eyes.
Horny Sparky, out now.
One week 'she's' four foot tall, huffing and puffing round the touchline with wide hips and pendulous breasts. The next week, 'he' appears to have lost two stone, grown a foot and a half and, judging by those press ups, is enjoying the benefits of viagra now being available over the counter.
I'm all for inclusivity, but I suspect it's only a matter of time before Sparky has to be removed during a game - either by St John's Ambulance, or the PSNI.
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I don’t give a
But I have a great suck
And my limit is two not three
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Said it’s rugby lads for me
I don’t give a
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The very one, fine girl, could squeeze the beg aff ye.jackthelad wrote:Is that the acrobatic one....aiming high?BaggyTrousers wrote:
Isn't there a town in Lionelland called Twitchen? I hope he's had the good grace to buy a house there, maybe in a village close by called Facialtick.
It's about Les's level, Lionel Shyte Division.
Speak of Ealing, I know a particularly rude Limerick about a girl from Ealing. Donald Trump loves it.
There was a young girl from Ealing...
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rumncoke wrote:Baggy
There was a young tart at olllie’s
Said it’s rugby lads for me
I don’t give a
But I have a great suck
And my limit is two not three
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Ron'n, I'm the soul of decency, I never like to pish on another man's chips, but FFFS Ron'n, if you can't make the fecker rhyme, it's not a Limerick. A Doran could make it rhyme I'm quite sure, a very inventive young lady.
You should buy one of those Alexa yokes and ask "how do I make a Limerick rhyme"?
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It might have started her initials were A D
but one hates to be obvious
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Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
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ThiefRuss wrote:Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
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You’ll never play on my forum again!Dave wrote:ThiefRuss wrote:Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
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Sexist222toHounslow wrote:You’ll never play on my forum again!Dave wrote:ThiefRuss wrote:Anyone worked out what happened to new Sparky?Tender wrote:Sparky....who was NOT the same bear as the bear at the pre season shambles. By around 15kgs
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I think that was a different Sparky than the first 2
“That made me feel very special and underlined to me that Ulster is more than a team, it is a community and a rugby family"
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A 3rd sparky?Rooster wrote:I think that was a different Sparky than the first 2
I see we've managed to buy a bee uniform too
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