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He has signed for a pro 14 club that is based in Belfast. Anyone else sick of this Ulsterman bollix?
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Dave wrote:He has signed for a pro 14 club that is based in Belfast. Anyone else sick of this Ulsterman bollix?
Just short of 50% of the squad (by my fag packet calcs) are Ulstermen. Normally less of the match day squad. I like to think that is one of the reasons we're shïte (but I am probably deluded). But 15 Ulstermen giving their all for their province would get my unreserved support. The current 'club' - not so much.
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I couldn't help but notice that the shortlist of three, from which the new Sparky will be selected, contained two fine ladies of Ulster and a Lionel.
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Dave wrote:He has signed for a pro 14 club that is based in Belfast. Anyone else sick of this Ulsterman bollix?
Just short of 50% of the squad (by my fag packet calcs) are Ulstermen. Normally less of the match day squad. I like to think that is one of the reasons we're shïte (but I am probably deluded). But 15 Ulstermen giving their all for their province would get my unreserved support. The current 'club' - not so much.
It's a club.
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Dave wrote:
BR wrote:
Dave wrote:He has signed for a pro 14 club that is based in Belfast. Anyone else sick of this Ulsterman bollix?
Just short of 50% of the squad (by my fag packet calcs) are Ulstermen. Normally less of the match day squad. I like to think that is one of the reasons we're shïte (but I am probably deluded). But 15 Ulstermen giving their all for their province would get my unreserved support. The current 'club' - not so much.
It's a club.
So they say.
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justinr73 wrote:I couldn't help but notice that the shortlist of three, from which the new Sparky will be selected, contained two fine ladies of Ulster and a Lionel.
Did you throw your hat in the ring, Lionel? Fair play. :thumleft:

I'm guessing Dave & BR would hate it if you get the job......... and you won't, we have to be nice to the ladies after being told that we are Club Misogyny so no bear outfit for the Lionel/you I'm afraid. Maybe it's for the best, I'm as gay as the next man but I'm pretty sure the consensus would be we like to see Bear Ladies, my own favourite was Chi Chi who I ogled in 1964 at London Zoo.

Some may think this is a pile of ballix I'm writing, gonadary if you will, however, besides Dave & BR's jingoistic Ulsterfuckwittery it's almost sane. The lads clearly if they were wendyballist fans would like to see 11 Manc turn out for United, 11 thieving Scouse Robbinbastards for Liverpool and Warren Gatland for Warren Gatland.

Madness, you see, I have no monopoly. I too would like a good smattering of native players but I understand a full team of them would not be loike a 15 of Mexicans.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
justinr73 wrote:I couldn't help but notice that the shortlist of three, from which the new Sparky will be selected, contained two fine ladies of Ulster and a Lionel.
Did you throw your hat in the ring, Lionel? Fair play. :thumleft:

I'm guessing Dave & BR would hate it if you get the job......... and you won't, we have to be nice to the ladies after being told that we are Club Misogyny so no bear outfit for the Lionel/you I'm afraid. Maybe it's for the best, I'm as gay as the next man but I'm pretty sure the consensus would be we like to see Bear Ladies, my own favourite was Chi Chi who I ogled in 1964 at London Zoo.

Some may think this is a pile of ballix I'm writing, gonadary if you will, however, besides Dave & BR's jingoistic Ulsterfuckwittery it's almost sane. The lads clearly if they were wendyballist fans would like to see 11 Manc turn out for United, 11 thieving Scouse Robbinbastards for Liverpool and Warren Gatland for Warren Gatland.

Madness, you see, I have no monopoly. I too would like a good smattering of native players but I understand a full team of them would not be loike a 15 of Mexicans.
What? BR and Dave what?

We have opposing views on this thread. This is like the Russ & Dave episode. I'm gay but I don't like to be coupled without my consent.

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I was too big for Sparky’s suit unfortunately.

My money is on Lynn from Newtownabbey.
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Dave wrote:What? BR and Dave what?

We have opposing views on this thread.
I don't think we do.
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Dave wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
justinr73 wrote:I couldn't help but notice that the shortlist of three, from which the new Sparky will be selected, contained two fine ladies of Ulster and a Lionel.
Did you throw your hat in the ring, Lionel? Fair play. :thumleft:

I'm guessing Dave & BR would hate it if you get the job......... and you won't, we have to be nice to the ladies after being told that we are Club Misogyny so no bear outfit for the Lionel/you I'm afraid. Maybe it's for the best, I'm as gay as the next man but I'm pretty sure the consensus would be we like to see Bear Ladies, my own favourite was Chi Chi who I ogled in 1964 at London Zoo.

Some may think this is a pile of ballix I'm writing, gonadary if you will, however, besides Dave & BR's jingoistic Ulsterfuckwittery it's almost sane. The lads clearly if they were wendyballist fans would like to see 11 Manc turn out for United, 11 thieving Scouse Robbinbastards for Liverpool and Warren Gatland for Warren Gatland.

Madness, you see, I have no monopoly. I too would like a good smattering of native players but I understand a full team of them would not be loike a 15 of Mexicans.
What? BR and Dave what?

We have opposing views on this thread. This is like the Russ & Dave episode. I'm gay but I don't like to be coupled without my consent.

#metoo
I beg your parsnip, just the way it read at first glance. If it helps, I've said 20 decades of the rosary and 25 Hail Marys for the repose of your soul when you shake off yer mortal coil and join the bleedin' choir celestial. Can't say fairer than that.
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justinr73 wrote:I couldn't help but notice that the shortlist of three, from which the new Sparky will be selected, contained two fine ladies of Ulster and a Lionel.
It's political correctness gone mad.

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I'm totally prepared to give His Royal Highness a fair crack of the whip and wish him every success.

I'm glad it wasn't wee Joey though as I have him already marked as a total conker.

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BaggyTrousers wrote:
I beg your parsnip, just the way it read at first glance. If it helps, I've said 20 decades of the rosary and 25 Hail Marys for the repose of your soul when you shake off yer mortal coil and join the bleedin' choir celestial. Can't say fairer than that.
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Dave wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
I beg your parsnip, just the way it read at first glance. If it helps, I've said 20 decades of the rosary and 25 Hail Marys for the repose of your soul when you shake off yer mortal coil and join the bleedin' choir celestial. Can't say fairer than that.
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You weren't!
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justinr73 wrote:I was too big for Sparky’s suit unfortunately.

My money is on Lynn from Newtownabbey.
IIRC Lynn has her own Sparky suit.
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