Time to move on

[Rooster]

Anyone know what the Ulster Scots is for transgender? Bound to be on a govt document somewhere.

The bogs in Derry Guildhall have Menfowk & Weeminfowk's Lavatries. "Lavatries" sounds completely made up to me.

Well if it starts off as male and has balls off then it would be a stirk

[BaggyTrousers]

They’re after Gillette next.
‘Gillette, the best a person of non specific gender can get’ doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

We all know thembitches don’t shave a damn thing.

FO Gillette.

True story: around the time that Thierry Henry, cheating football lowlife robbed the Roman Empire of Ireland of a wrold cup place, the other "brand ambassadors"were golfing cheat, on & off the course, Eldrick Tont Woods & that nice Swiss chappie Mr Federer.

After the cheat handpassed ROI out of the world cup & Woods was being a dick, I wrote a stern letter to Gillette saying that I would be boycotting their every product should they not get rid of Henry & Woods.

Long story short they wrote back to me, saying that behaviour was not what they espoused but basically someone higher up the food chain made that sort of decision. I have been a Wilkinson Swordsman ever since.

FO Gillette.

[Dave]

Yeah FOGillette.

[222toHounslow]

They’re after Gillette next.
‘Gillette, the best a person of non specific gender can get’ doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

We all know thembitches don’t shave a damn thing.

FO Gillette.

True story: around the time that Thierry Henry, cheating football lowlife robbed the Roman Empire of Ireland of a wrold cup place, the other "brand ambassadors"were golfing cheat, on & off the course, Eldrick Tont Woods & that nice Swiss chappie Mr Federer.

After the cheat handpassed ROI out of the world cup & Woods was being a dick, I wrote a stern letter to Gillette saying that I would be boycotting their every product should they not get rid of Henry & Woods.

Long story short they wrote back to me, saying that behaviour was not what they espoused but basically someone higher up the food chain made that sort of decision. I have been a Wilkinson Swordsman ever since.

FO Gillette.

I thought you were a pork swordsman

[BaggyTrousers]

To be honest, 222, that sort of thing is all very well but these days it's a toss-up which I'd prefer, a sheg or a good pint of stout. A few weeks back, when the blood was up on me one day, I said to Mrs Trousers, I think we should have some super sex. She gave me an old-fashioned look and said, I'll have the soup.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

They’re after Gillette next.
‘Gillette, the best a person of non specific gender can get’ doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

We all know thembitches don’t shave a damn thing.

FO Gillette.

True story: around the time that Thierry Henry, cheating football lowlife robbed the Roman Empire of Ireland of a wrold cup place, the other "brand ambassadors"were golfing cheat, on & off the course, Eldrick Tont Woods & that nice Swiss chappie Mr Federer.

After the cheat handpassed ROI out of the world cup & Woods was being a dick, I wrote a stern letter to Gillette saying that I would be boycotting their every product should they not get rid of Henry & Woods.

Long story short they wrote back to me, saying that behaviour was not what they espoused but basically someone higher up the food chain made that sort of decision. I have been a Wilkinson Swordsman ever since.

FO Gillette.

I'm boycotting all razor manufacturers.

(Assuming Remington don't make razors, in which case I'm not boycotting their beard trimmer department)

[big mervyn]

They’re after Gillette next.
‘Gillette, the best a person of non specific gender can get’ doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

We all know thembitches don’t shave a damn thing.

FO Gillette.

True story: around the time that Thierry Henry, cheating football lowlife robbed the Roman Empire of Ireland of a wrold cup place, the other "brand ambassadors"were golfing cheat, on & off the course, Eldrick Tont Woods & that nice Swiss chappie Mr Federer.

After the cheat handpassed ROI out of the world cup & Woods was being a dick, I wrote a stern letter to Gillette saying that I would be boycotting their every product should they not get rid of Henry & Woods.

Long story short they wrote back to me, saying that behaviour was not what they espoused but basically someone higher up the food chain made that sort of decision. I have been a Wilkinson Swordsman ever since.

FO Gillette.

I'm boycotting all razor manufacturers.

(Assuming Remington don't make razors, in which case I'm not boycotting their beard trimmer department)

You old hipster!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

They’re after Gillette next.
‘Gillette, the best a person of non specific gender can get’ doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue.

We all know thembitches don’t shave a damn thing.

FO Gillette.

True story: around the time that Thierry Henry, cheating football lowlife robbed the Roman Empire of Ireland of a wrold cup place, the other "brand ambassadors"were golfing cheat, on & off the course, Eldrick Tont Woods & that nice Swiss chappie Mr Federer.

After the cheat handpassed ROI out of the world cup & Woods was being a dick, I wrote a stern letter to Gillette saying that I would be boycotting their every product should they not get rid of Henry & Woods.

Long story short they wrote back to me, saying that behaviour was not what they espoused but basically someone higher up the food chain made that sort of decision. I have been a Wilkinson Swordsman ever since.

FO Gillette.

I'm boycotting all razor manufacturers.

(Assuming Remington don't make razors, in which case I'm not boycotting their beard trimmer department)

You old hipster!

Old is right.

I was a hipster before hipsterism had been invented.

[BR]

There was a thread about razors on here a while back (but it was probably all pictures and not searchable).

Was looking for blades the other day in a well known supermarket. They had a good 8 feet of isle set aside for their offering. Every combination you could think of. Single, double, triple, did I see quintuple blades with lube, with glide, with special oils for our poor wee sensitive bakes. Did they have proper safety razor blades? Did the fck? Don't do them, presumably because there isn't enough margin on a simple piece of steel.

Value added my árse!

[Tender]

Listen to me ye jessies.
Get yerself a Merkur razor and buy Merkur blades. Proper shave and cheap as chips. No Turbo Gazillion Blades Vibratingballix.
Get a Badger Brush and Prorasso soap. Naturally that’s for yer Daily Shave. At the weekend’s real Gents use a Dovo Solinger (proper German Steel) straight razor.

You’ve been helped.

[Dave]

Unless someone fancies a trip to their local Saudi consulate I would recommend staying on topic.

Day 189. Lest we move on.

[Tender]

Not moving on.
Ruan on tele in 30 minutes.

[Tender]

Tomorrow

[BR]

Tomorrow

Tomorrow French time?

[BR]

Listen to me ye jessies.
Get yerself a Merkur razor and buy Merkur blades. Proper shave and cheap as chips. No Turbo Gazillion Blades Vibratingballix.
Get a Badger Brush and Prorasso soap. Naturally that’s for yer Daily Shave. At the weekend’s real Gents use a Dovo Solinger (proper German Steel) straight razor.

You’ve been helped.

Why would I spend that sort of money on a razor?