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BR wrote:
Tender wrote:Listen to me ye jessies.
Get yerself a Merkur razor and buy Merkur blades. Proper shave and cheap as chips. No Turbo Gazillion Blades Vibratingballix.
Get a Badger Brush and Prorasso soap. Naturally that’s for yer Daily Shave. At the weekend’s real Gents use a Dovo Solinger (proper German Steel) straight razor.

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Why would I spend that sort of money on a razor?
Get yourself 100 blades on Amazon for about a tenner
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I'm debating not shaving for the next 3 months in an effort to stay modestly warm in the shitehole that is Norn Iron. Think is, for me its a patchy grey experience and I look about ninety. :lol: I suspect I'll just man up and keep shaving, Wilkinson's Sword of course.

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What have we come to debating male grooming on a rugby forum? Move on to not moving on.

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Deraless wrote:What have we come to debating male grooming on a rugby forum? Move on to not moving on.

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What you do to your male friend, has nothing to do with Rugby.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:I'm debating not shaving for the next 3 months in an effort to stay modestly warm in the shitehole that is Norn Iron. Think is, for me its a patchy grey experience and I look about ninety. :lol: I suspect I'll just man up and keep shaving, Wilkinson's Sword of course.

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Just checked there. I'm using Wilkinson Sword "Extreme 3". Could have sworn they were Gillette before I checked. They do give a smooth shave, though 3 blades does make it a bit harder to get into the auld chin cleft.
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big mervyn wrote:Anyone know what the Ulster Scots is for transgender? Bound to be on a govt document somewhere.

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Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
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Brian isn't a swallower then.....
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Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
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Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
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big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
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Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
I'd shave him with a bonesaw.
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big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
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Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
Is BOD in the bottom wan?
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BR wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
Image
Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
Is BOD in the bottom wan?
D'ye think it is Brendan Gleeson?
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big mervyn wrote:
BR wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
Image
Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
Is BOD in the bottom wan?
D'ye think it is Brendan Gleeson?
I don't know I'm just thinking a dozen medium and a dozen Bentleys.
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Dave wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Yeah FOGillette.Image
Image
Brian isn't a swallower then.....
Wtf did he get thon Brendan Gleeson haircut in the bottom wan?
I'd shave him with a bonesaw.
Too generous, I'd hack it off with the fat flange of my sand wedge, taking plenty of divots. :D
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That’s a very young David Dunseith.
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