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Dave wrote:Apparently we have a game next week. Any idea of when he officially arrives? I'm assuming he won't be any where near the match day setup until he starts officially. I wonder who will be picking the team in his absence?
At the minute it’s November before he gets here but. :red:
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BR wrote:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Ahhh ..... Memories of happy times. :thumleft:

We'll never forget you, Bill Dylan.

No need to forget Bobby, unlike most of the old ballixes who hawk themselves around living on songs written40 or 50 years ago ........... not that there is anything wrong with Honky Tonk Weemin, still the second best intro ever ............. but he is still working still writing new material......... and above all he isn't dead, though watch this space, it wouldn't be the first time I've been the kiss of death.

I like a proper musician who continues to write and not churn out the hits of long ago, that's why I still respect Morrison despite him being an ould whore.

Anyway, Dan to be here for the start of the season.............whistling Dylan songs and that Chris Rea song, Dancing down the Cregagh Road, though he has allegedly danced in Dundonald too. :roll:
Not much dancing in Dundonald as I recall. Just plenty of gesturing. What is the internationally recognised hand signal for "Get that wee drunk off my stage now, before he ruins my set!"
Oh ........... maybe the name of the song didn't refer to the Stony Road in Dundonald that runs around the back of Knock Golf Club and the Ulster Hospital. :scratch: Mind you, if you were dancing down that Stoney Road and someone snap-hooked off the 7th or 8th tees, you could get an awful pain in the shitebax. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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firebell53 wrote:
Dave wrote:Apparently we have a game next week. Any idea of when he officially arrives? I'm assuming he won't be any where near the match day setup until he starts officially. I wonder who will be picking the team in his absence?
At the minute it’s November before he gets here but. :red:
Sooner, SOON.
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[quote="Deraless"]Is our new coach a dildo too?

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Time is just a concept of the mind.....now is everything and everything is now.
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BR wrote:
BaggyTrousers wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Ahhh ..... Memories of happy times. :thumleft:

We'll never forget you, Bill Dylan.

No need to forget Bobby, unlike most of the old ballixes who hawk themselves around living on songs written40 or 50 years ago ........... not that there is anything wrong with Honky Tonk Weemin, still the second best intro ever ............. but he is still working still writing new material......... and above all he isn't dead, though watch this space, it wouldn't be the first time I've been the kiss of death.

I like a proper musician who continues to write and not churn out the hits of long ago, that's why I still respect Morrison despite him being an ould whore.

Anyway, Dan to be here for the start of the season.............whistling Dylan songs and that Chris Rea song, Dancing down the Cregagh Road, though he has allegedly danced in Dundonald too. :roll:
Not much dancing in Dundonald as I recall. Just plenty of gesturing. What is the internationally recognised hand signal for "Get that wee drunk off my stage now, before he ruins my set!"
As I recall the Song and Dance man did boogie it on down in Dundonald. Feb 1991 Bob rocked the Ice Bowl.
There was even a bit of Wiggle Wiggle!
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Feb 1991

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One of my unforgettable gig moments was Dylan at Maysfield. As he walked on stage a very drunk fellow in front of me guldered "Yeoooooooo. Lay lady lay. Get it outta ye Bob". Concert was shìte though.

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A genuine poet as a writer and an absolutely average performer.
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Any word on the messiahs arrival
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Polly Cotton wrote:Any word on the messiahs arrival
Not as soon as I was toul'. Fufteenth'Yaagust has come and gone. So much for that Assumption.
NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
Polly Cotton wrote:Any word on the messiahs arrival
Not as soon as I was toul'. Fufteenth'Yaagust has come and gone. So much for that Assumption.
Look, Scotland are royally drunk off, it did not help that he bounced over here and ran around like Kiss 2.0. They have their heels firmly dug in, will they make him wait until the new year, no, but they are playing hardball due to the amateur organisation that D4 and UR are.

I was happy with his appointment (not the way it was done) but now I have a doubt at the back of my mind.
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For an avowed agnostic, very presumptious Baggy! :lol: :lol:
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