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Legs .... Where do you stand on the subject of world domination?
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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So say Legs is the new CEO .... You get a phone call on line one ... its a kiwi agent ... Beauden Barrett is willing to sign a 2 year contract with Ulster. On line two Lima Sopoaga agent is saying if you give him a 3 year deal he'll throw in Brodie Retallick for 2 years at 30% off ...

What do you do ... WHAT DO YOU DO??????????
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The correct answer is put them both on hold as you are in the middle of tense discussions with Moy Park Chicken in a new naming rights deal with Ulster's official lunch sponsors....
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Cornerfleg wrote:Legs .... Where do you stand on the subject of world domination?
World domination is in the eye of the beholder. We already have it. We are the best professional organisation bar none.
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So Legs, the shyte hits the fan - you have been asked by BBC, RTE, NVTV and UTV to give a comment on why you've only sold 16 Season Tickets for 2018/19 season ... what do you do ... WHAT DO YOU DO?????
Always ask yourself, "What would Big Rodney do"... And every time the answer is... "Eat It"
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Cornerfleg wrote:....

The correct answer is put them both on hold as you are in the middle of tense discussions with Moy Park Chicken in a new naming rights deal with Ulster's official lunch sponsors....
Not just on hold. Neither are the right fit for Ulster. They don’t represent our core value of sanctimonious mediocrity.
We have total world domination in sanctimonious mediocrity.
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Cornerfleg wrote:So Legs, the shyte hits the fan - you have been asked by BBC, RTE, NVTV and UTV to give a comment on why you've only sold 16 Season Tickets for 2018/19 season ... what do you do ... WHAT DO YOU DO?????
Easy. Holiday in Alicante. Let Peel or Dundon take it.
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Gee this guy is good ....
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Sorry can’t take any more of your questions right now, Fleg.

I’ve got to go and single-handedly sort out the Middle East.

Again....
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So it's true then ... you captured and disarmed Osama with a toothpick and 2 sheets of Plenty kitchen roll ...


You are da man.
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Hang on. I appointed Legs as coach. When did he become CEO?

Typical UR mission creep.
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BR wrote:Hang on. I appointed Legs as coach. When did he become CEO?

Typical UR mission creep.
I can do it all.

I’ve been going to Stormont and single-handedly been keeping the Assembly running as well. It’s meant I’ve had to run the United Nations via Skype.
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Cornerfleg wrote:So it's true then ... you captured and disarmed Osama with a toothpick and 2 sheets of Plenty kitchen roll ...


You are da man.
Didn’t need the tooth pick. I used the kitchen roll as a loin cloth when I was done.
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LegsLikeSausages wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:So it's true then ... you captured and disarmed Osama with a toothpick and 2 sheets of Plenty kitchen roll ...


You are da man.
Didn’t need the tooth pick. I used the kitchen roll as a loin cloth when I was done.
Can you lie and push the bridge of your glasses back on your nose at the same time?

This appears to be an important skill for any aspiring CEO.
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Cornerfleg wrote:....

The correct answer is put them both on hold as you are in the middle of tense discussions with Moy Park Chicken in a new naming rights deal with Ulster's official lunch sponsors....

The correct answer is that Ethel takes a message as you cannot be at everymeeting, you are in fact as pointed out sorting out the lunch sponsor, but straight after you are going to address several tens of thousands of supporters as part of the WD within 60 years plan.
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