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As you all know my Boxers have been missing for somewhere in the region of 6 years this May ... despite many threads on the Ulster Against Feminazis Club, there has been complete radio silence in locating them ... then it occurred to me - as the 'new black' for this spring is full page BT adverts ... would any of you kind people be willing to donate a few quid to a worthy cause and put an ad in the Telly this week and see if we can find the wee buggers?
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Sorry but I've already used up my advert donation for this week. If you can wait until next week however, I may be able to help. I hope my 2p will at least pay for an ad in the Newtownards Chronicle. Indeed it might cover 2 weeks.
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Have you tried looking up near Ardenlee?

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I'll give you 1.5 Brett Herons.
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Don't bother sending the cops up to the house...
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On the night in question I confess I had over 83 tins of Syrup of figs ... I was passed out in the toilet ... I don't know if my boxers came back up the stairs after leaving ... who knows? They claimed I skidded on them, but I maintain my innocence, by 3:00 am there was absolutely nothing left in the tank - my colon was as clean as whistle ... However my landlord has suspended me and is conducting an internal review after I brought the Water purification works to a complete standstill.
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Skidded on or in

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Russ wrote:Skidded on or in

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I argue that's Semantics ... but I fear my boxers didn't want to appear of social media with a large go faster stripe emblazoned over them ...
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Cornerfleg wrote:On the night in question I confess I had over 83 tins of Syrup of figs ... I was passed out in the toilet ... I don't know if my boxers came back up the stairs after leaving ... who knows? They claimed I skidded on them, but I maintain my innocence, by 3:00 am there was absolutely nothing left in the tank - my colon was as clean as whistle ... However my landlord has suspended me and is conducting an internal review after I brought the Water purification works to a complete standstill.
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Fleg, your boxers are a disgrace and do not fit with the values and standards we expect on this forum and the comments on social media groups your boxers made about thongs, TopSplitters and Sh!t Roasting are frankly derogatory and disrespectful to all underwear. I, we and concerned fans never want to see your boxers again whether skidded in or on. Find them and burn them.

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Speaking today at a hastily arranged press conference ... Wee Kelly, who has absolutely no qualifications in anything never mind a law degree said ...
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"We of Exercitus bracis et ille artifex pugnorum, have nat gan away ye know ... Fleg's boxers have been subject till outright persecu ... percy... abuse on soshal meeeja cos themuns don't like it .... their only crime was loyalty .... statement over"
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It's a global phenomenon Fleg. News just breaking that a pair of boxers has gone missing on the Gold Coast.
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Cornerfleg wrote:As you all know my Boxers have been missing for somewhere in the region of 6 years this May ... despite many threads on the Ulster Against Feminazis Club, there has been complete radio silence in locating them ... then it occurred to me - as the 'new black' for this spring is full page BT adverts ... would any of you kind people be willing to donate a few quid to a worthy cause and put an ad in the Telly this week and see if we can find the wee buggers?
I'd rather you hadn't misused the letter's of Fermain's forum for your misogynistic shyte, but maybe it's just that I hate seeing the rabid pack of "not real" feminists given any more free fuel with which to stoke the fires. You can be pretty sure they'll think it's about as funny as I do.

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Used to be a rugby forum Baggy ... now its just a free for all to vent some other balls left right and centre ... I'm personally fed up with it all, so, as its not a crime, you'll excuse me if I just continue to join in here and add my tuppence worth of considerable load of aul crap to pass the day.

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