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Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
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Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
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jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
Not only very funny, Jack, but you didn't insert an unnecessary apostrophe! Brilliant!
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Jérémy Davidson must leave UBB. (© Ohvalie - Christophe Georgeval) The future of Jérémy Davidson, the head coach, is apparently no longer in Bordeaux. The last press point taught us that the UBB had made a proposal to Jean-Baptiste Poux, who stops his career at the end of the season. SEE ALSO: Pessac celebrates its title of committee with Axelle Red One



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Well here is the link-

https://actu.fr/nouvelle-aquitaine/bord ... 50914.html

Well he certainly fits the bill.. I did hear they might be looking for an Irish coach.

Had started to think it might be Lancaster as bringing through the academy lads is really important in the next few years and initially was brought in to Leinster to help get Leo and co up to speed. He does seem to be enjoying it down there though.
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rocky wrote:
jackthelad wrote:
Tender wrote:Maybe they’ve signed a deal for a new Scania Coach...
We’ve had trouble with Volvo’s in the past.
..and even more with vulvas.
Not only very funny, Jack, but you didn't insert an unnecessary apostrophe! Brilliant!
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Baggy, you might have to explain to some around here that does not mean Rocky gets very sweaty.
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If Lancaster wins the souper douper and league double with Leinster then what else has he to achieve there? He was an international coach who is now working under plug. If he has any sense of self worth he will be looking for a new challenge very soon.

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jean valjean wrote:If Lancaster wins the souper douper and league double with Leinster then what else has he to achieve there? He was an international coach who is now working under plug. If he has any sense of self worth he will be looking for a new challenge very soon.

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Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
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I’m feeling Perky this morning. :pig:
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I’m feeling Perky this morning. :pig:
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Dave wrote:Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
There are 30 flights a week from Leeds to Belfast.
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jackthelad wrote:
Dave wrote:Lancaster commutes from Leeds. There are daily flights from Leeds to Dublin. He turned down the Ospreys job because the commute was too long.
There are 30 flights a week from Leeds to Belfast.
I know but to be head coach you would need to relocate. He has to be available at any hour to answer the phone when the cops ring.
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Not only that ... but say there's a question for the CEO to answer, it's no use having a coach over in Leeds while the CEO grabs his emergency Go Bag heads for the first flight to Alicante.
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