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My better half had a moment of genius at Ravenhill tonight .... she hasn’t been in a few years and 5 mins into the game she quietly sang into my ear ‘here we go Giants here we go......’

After the game she said there’s ‘more atmosphere on Pluto ‘

This is a lady who went for many years on and off, and ye know she’s right


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Nonsense, Gusher said he heard the best rendition of SUFTUM ever last night

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No offence NP but she’s not a genius to come out with that statement.
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If she was that smart she would have stayed at home ,
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Jackie Brown wrote:Nonsense, Gusher said he heard the best rendition of SUFTUM ever last night

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My wife was indeed smart and she did stayed at home with glass of wine and a pizza..
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First time I can recall SUFTUM being totally flat for the second half run out.
Supporters are fed up with the crap being served up on the pitch and will vote with their feet. If UR sell 10,000 season tickets next season I'll be amazed. 7,000 would be a result. Folk are not going to commit to watching dross week in week out.
I have no idea how this slide is going to be halted, but I foresee dark days ahead for all concerned.
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The team ran on to the pitch at the start of the second half to confused noise. The piped noise through the speakers drowned out an attempt to sing SUFTUM - what a way to start such an important 40mins.

PLEASE PLEASE GET RID of the Q Radio input to the match night.
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twiglet wrote:The team ran on to the pitch at the start of the second half to confused noise. The piped noise through the speakers drowned out an attempt to sing SUFTUM - what a way to start such an important 40mins.

PLEASE PLEASE GET RID of the Q Radio input to the match night.
In the great scheme of things, Q Radio is so small an issue it's irrelevant. It's only annoying because the main event is so terrible.
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Snipe Watson wrote:First time I can recall SUFTUM being totally flat for the second half run out.
Supporters are fed up with the crap being served up on the pitch and will vote with their feet. If UR sell 10,000 season tickets next season I'll be amazed. 7,000 would be a result. Folk are not going to commit to watching dross week in week out.
I have no idea how this slide is going to be halted, but I foresee dark days ahead for all concerned.
A blind man could have seen this coming.. my wife also said last night that to balance books dumping the Hond, Heron, Rodders, Deysel and Diack plus the already out the door Charles equates to an approximate saving of £900-£1M next year which should help balance books.... more worrying and in truth the only thing Terrty is interested in is the drop in corporate sponsorship and support.. one them is worth ten of us.
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twiglet wrote:The team ran on to the pitch at the start of the second half to confused noise. The piped noise through the speakers drowned out an attempt to sing SUFTUM - what a way to start such an important 40mins.

PLEASE PLEASE GET RID of the Q Radio input to the match night.
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Rooster wrote:Seen better parties at a wake
Sure wakes are great craic, not crack, everyone falling over themselves to lie through their teeth about what a great human the corpse was. :lol:
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My other half is no genius unlike the rest of yousuns but I do find his silly naive comments about Ulster Rugby adorable.
His latest gaff was night when he said if he was CEO of Ulster Rugby he would resign.
I said "But you are the CEO Shane!"
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Big Shane might not be a genius but he was smart enough to slope out after the match saying nothing and making eye contact with no-one.

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