11.Kyle McCall has gone up a cup size to 58 ddddd.amoore wrote:Some stats from the game:
1. Craig Gilroy beat the most Edinburgh defenders last night, despite the fact he was only on for 10 minutes.
2. We made two offloads during that whole match.
3. We conceded 11 turnovers, however Edinburgh conceded 13.
4. Nick Timoney made 28 tackles
5. Rodney Ah You missed 4 tackles despite only being on for 15 minutes, the most missed by anyone on the pitch (Rea close behind with 3). In total we missed 27 tackles.
6. We only conceded 5 penalties, 3 of which were conceded by props. Edinburgh conceded 10.
7. We only had 39% possession and 30% territory.
8. Edinburgh won all 11 of their mauls, Ulster got 5/6.
9. Ulster had a 100% scrum rate and won 9/10 of our lineouts.
10. Edinburgh made 7 clean breaks, 4 more than Ulster, beat more than twice the number of defenders (27 - 12) and made 12 offloads, 10 more than us.
12. Rodney Ah Nos recent bmi confirms he is now 75% body fat which technically means he has more characteristics related to batter than those of a human.
13. Last night's rendition of SUFTUM was not the most uplifting version of the song as falsely claimed by Jim Neilly.
It did however win the 'cringefest UK' award for most insincere attempt of a rousing spontaneous song, first won by Michael Foots version of Night Fever at the 1983 Labour party conference.
14.Tommy Bowe not only leads the all time record for league tries but he also broke the record for autographs signed.
Last night was his 2437789th in his career, beating Darren Caves previous mark.
Despite Darrens efforts he has been stuck on 2437788 for this entire season now as people no longer know who he is.
16. Darren Caves record was not the only one to fall last night.
The BBC recorded there were over 25000 'tut and switches' as viewers switched channels last night simultaneously directly after Weirs drop goal.
This BBC NI record tops the previous best regularly set by the Nolan show.