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Jackie Brown · Post by **Jackie Brown** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:04 pm

Deraless wrote:
222toHounslow wrote:For clarification, I also like goers

I don’t ever want to enter Deras chamber
Lol it's red and in the basement

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Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:22 pm

For the record the Budgie has testified that it was buck naked... And had removed all its feathers ... But as he was drunk as a fart he can't remember if he said, Who's a pretty boy then... Before he passed out.

I demand the budgie be reinstated with full military honours and we all roll one leg of our trousers up and sing the third verse of Killing me softly by the Fugees... Or youll be confirmed as myopic mentalists.....

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:52 pm

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The Assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.

"What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up,"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and Squawks at the woman

"F*ck me, a f*cking new brothel and a f*cking New madam".

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly, but she sees the funny side and let's it drop.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new f*cking prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their filthy new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home."

"Well f*ck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new f*cking whores, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Dave?" says the parrot.

Snipe Watson · Post by **Snipe Watson** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:05 pm

Cornerfleg wrote:myopic mentalists.....

You called?

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:17 pm

Due to exhibit A.... The Budgie doesn't have opposable thumbs.... The wassap messages that the prosecution claim were from 'the Millets' are inadmissible.

Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:26 pm

Finally brought a self confessed feminazi friend into the light. She couldn't comprehend how an individual might lie and even put themselves through an ordeal as a result. Advised her that human beings have a track record of not telling the truth. Told her to google Tania Head.

Liz Fraser · Post by **Liz Fraser** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:47 pm

Uncannily enough had a similar conversation with someone this morning with the same view.
Explained there wouldn't really need a court system if we could just assumed everyone told the truth.
Salem witch trials centuries ago 4 young girls sent countless women and men to their deaths by pretending they were possessing them in court rooms.
Unless we can assume the accused were actual witches casting their spells.
Why did they do it?
Notoriety, attention seeking?
Feck knows but they did it.

kingofthehill · Post by **kingofthehill** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:54 pm

I’m hearing mcphillips is going back to England.

Lowry and Curtis

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jean valjean · Post by **jean valjean** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:31 pm

kingofthehill wrote:I’m hearing mcphillips is going back to England.

Lowry and Curtis

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Any truth to the carbery rumours? Leinster obviously see Byrne as their back up 10. Carbery to Ulster for a season then we can ditch deysel in 2019 for a post wc 10.

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Dave · Post by **Dave** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:45 pm

Is Lowry still injured?

rumncoke · Post by **rumncoke** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:46 pm

Why was she crying ? Simple the shame of having her period on Paddy’s bed .

But she couldn’t and didn’t admit it to Harrison and then came up with the excuse of non consensual and the possible protection of her reputation but since her reputation was never explored had she one to protect ?

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kingofthehill · Post by **kingofthehill** » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:51 pm

Dave wrote:Is Lowry still injured?

Yip back training in couple of weeks,will go to World Cup if fit.

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jean valjean · Post by **jean valjean** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:13 am

Given the outcome for the 2 yutes will likely be known later this week what does the learned folk feel the scenarios may be? Obviously a guilty verdict means a period at her majs pleasure and career over so no point discussing.
A NG verdict opens a range of questions.
How long will the review take?
Would either be free to resume training?
God knows UR need a 10 very soon, would there even be a chance of pj getting back in 3-4 weeks? Would they dare run the risk?
Could they be placed on gardening leave till end of season?
Timing of contract decisions will be critical, I don't expect an announcement of moves anytime soon so there will be a vacuum which will need to be addressed by the IRFU and UR.

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Jackie Brown · Post by **Jackie Brown** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:20 am

jean valjean wrote:Given the outcome for the 2 yutes will likely be known later this week what does the learned folk feel the scenarios may be? Obviously a guilty verdict means a period at her majs pleasure and career over so no point discussing.
A NG verdict opens a range of questions.
How long will the review take?
Would either be free to resume training?
God knows UR need a 10 very soon, would there even be a chance of pj getting back in 3-4 weeks? Would they dare run the risk?
Could they be placed on gardening leave till end of season?
Timing of contract decisions will be critical, I don't expect an announcement of moves anytime soon so there will be a vacuum which will need to be addressed by the IRFU and UR.

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The longer it drags on the worse it gets for all concerned, the guys, Ulster and IRFU. I expect whatever 'review' that needs done to be completed already. Not sure why they have to wait until the verdict.

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Liz Fraser · Post by **Liz Fraser** » Sun Mar 25, 2018 11:22 am

Play them straight away to give the team a much needed shot in arm of enthusiasm and confidence.
Also it gives the moral guardians of the galaxy a chance to scream it out of their systems in a series of dead rubbers.
Then with a summer to get their precious heads around justice being served and this is the way things are they crawl back under their rocks until they can vent their ire on the next unfortunate.
Maybe a Trump visit or some such.

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